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Ranking #10
Height 6’0”
Weight 220 lbs
Birthdate
Hometown Havre, Montana
Annual Salary $97000
Contract Expires 12/31/2022
tagteam AoA
Theme Music “Everybody Wants You” by Billy Squier
Wrestling Style Technician
Finishing Move FALLING STAR / STARRLITE EXPRESS
Strategy: Jatt Starr will often target the knees and neck of his opponents when he is in control. When he feels he is in danger of losing, he becomes desperate and scrappy willing to anything….ANYTHING…..to regain the advantage.
Nicknames: The Ruler of Jattlantis, The HOW Classic, The Sultan of SeJattle, the Jattlantic City Idol, the Mayor of ManJattan, the Sovereign of Starrgentina, the Saviour of Starrkham, the Hero of Jattlanta, the Marquis of MadagaStarr, the Earl of GlouStarr, the Champion of Jattanooga, the King of Grapple from the Big Apple, the Starrabian Knight, the Thane of Starrkarth, the Jattsylvanian Count, the Baron of Boca Jatton, the Jattvian Prince, the Jatt-i Master, the Starr-celona Icon, the Jattinum Standard
Wins:
Simon Loveless (under the name Gilda Starr)
The Egg Bandits (with Sektor)
Kevin Capone
Conor Fuse (RATR)
Hollywood/Mathews (with Sektor) for the HOW Tag Team Championships
Dan Ryan/Doozer (with Mike Best)
Steve Harrison, Lindsay Troy, and Hughie Freeman – Scaffold Match for the LSD Championship (“ICONIC”)
Bobby Dean – LSD Title Defense
Teddy Palmer/Zeb Martin (with Sektor) – Tag Team Title Defense
The Hollywood Bruvs (with Sektor) – Tag Team Title Defense (“March to Glory”)
Bobby Dean
War Games* (while eliminated, Jatt Starr was still on the winning team, therefore, it’s a “W”)
Xander Azula (“Bottomline”)
High Flyer
Sektor/Clay Byrd (via DQ)
Two Man Advantage (w/ Mario Maurako)
Kostoff & Darkwing (w/ Mike Best)
Darin Zion (M2G)
Losses:
Brian Hollywood
Steve Harrison (HOFC Rules)
Teddy Palmer (lost LSD Title)
Teddy Palmer and LT (lost Tag Team Titles w/ Sektor)
Conor Fuse (HOW World Title match)
Sektor (“Rumble at the Rock”)
Jace Parker Davidson
Lethal Lottery Battle Royal (Eliminated David Noble and Darin Zion; Eliminated by Arthur Pleasant)
Arthur Pleasant & JJR
JJR (“ICONIC”)
Darin Zion/Xander Azula (w/ Mario Maurako)
Bobbinette Carey
Clay Byrd/Steve Solex (w/ Mario Maurako)
The lights go out and one by one yellow spotlights illuminate the ramp from the ring to the curtain. “Everybody Wants You” by Billy Squier blares across the arena and emerging from the curtain is Sir Simon Sparrow, sporting his red and black plaid suit (no dress shirt) and a monocle over his right eye. He carries a walking cane, not for necessity but for aesthetics. the Wabid Wabbit follows. The Professor of Sparrow-dynamics removes his suit jacket and carefully folds it before handing it and the cane to the Wabid Wabbit. The ring becomes illuminated in a teal light. The HOW Classic walks up the ring steps and middle ropes and enters the ring. Sir Simon Sparrow stands in the middle of the ring, all of the other lights go out save for one yellow spotlight in the middle of the ring where he stands, soaking in the cheers of his fans. The spotlight fades the house lights come up and Sparrow heads towards corner and leans nonchalantly on the turnbuckle waiting for the match to begin.
FALLING STAR / STARRLITE EXPRESS
FALLING STAR - Unprettier/Killswitch STARRLITE EXPRESS - Spear (can be used as a quick, sudden finisher or as a momentum changer in a match)
JATTACLYSM
JATTACLYSM - Jatt’s Submission Finisher - A modified Texas Cloverleaf where Jatt places a knee on the back of his opponent’s neck.
