Ranking #10
Height 6’0”
Weight 220 lbs
Birthdate
Hometown Havre, Montana
Annual Salary $970000
Contract Expires 12/31/2023
Theme Music “Everybody Wants You” by Billy Squier
Wrestling Style Technician
Finishing Move FALLING STAR / STARRLITE EXPRESS
Jatt Starr
Singles Record
2 - 1 - 0
Tag Team Record
2 - 2 - 0
Additional Info
Strategy: Jatt Starr/Simon Sparrow will often target the knees and neck of his opponents when he is in control. When he feels he is in danger of losing, he becomes desperate and scrappy willing to anything….ANYTHING…..to regain the advantage.
Nicknames: The Ruler of Jattlantis, The HOW Classic, The Sultan of SeJattle, the Jattlantic City Idol, the Mayor of ManJattan, the Sovereign of Starrgentina, the Saviour of Starrkham, the Hero of Jattlanta, the Marquis of MadagaStarr, the Earl of GlouStarr, the Champion of Jattanooga, the King of Grapple from the Big Apple, the Starrabian Knight, the Thane of Starrkarth, the Jattsylvanian Count, the Baron of Boca Jatton, the Jattvian Prince, the Jatt-i Master, the Starr-celona Icon, the Jattinum Standard
Wins:
Simon Loveless (under the name Gilda Starr)
The Egg Bandits (with Sektor)
Kevin Capone
Conor Fuse (RATR)
Hollywood/Mathews (with Sektor) for the HOW Tag Team Championships
Dan Ryan/Doozer (with Mike Best)
Steve Harrison, Lindsay Troy, and Hughie Freeman – Scaffold Match for the LSD Championship (“ICONIC”)
Bobby Dean – LSD Title Defense
Teddy Palmer/Zeb Martin (with Sektor) – Tag Team Title Defense
The Hollywood Bruvs (with Sektor) – Tag Team Title Defense (“March to Glory”)
Bobby Dean
War Games* (while eliminated, Jatt Starr was still on the winning team, therefore, it’s a “W”)
Xander Azula (“Bottomline”)
High Flyer
Sektor/Clay Byrd (via DQ)
Two Man Advantage (w/ Mario Maurako)
Kostoff & Darkwing (w/ Mike Best)
Darin Zion (M2G)
Bobbinette Carey
Scottywood
Darin Zion
Losses:
Brian Hollywood
Steve Harrison (HOFC Rules)
Teddy Palmer (lost LSD Title)
Teddy Palmer and LT (lost Tag Team Titles w/ Sektor)
Conor Fuse (HOW World Title match)
Sektor (“Rumble at the Rock”)
Jace Parker Davidson
Lethal Lottery Battle Royal (Eliminated David Noble and Darin Zion; Eliminated by Arthur Pleasant)
Arthur Pleasant & JJR
JJR (“ICONIC”)
Darin Zion/Xander Azula (w/ Mario Maurako)
Bobbinette Carey
Clay Byrd/Steve Solex (w/ Mario Maurako)
Stronk (for HOTv Title)
Scottywood
War Games (eliminated David Noble; eliminated by Christopher America)
Entrance Description
The lights go out and one by one yellow spotlights illuminate the ramp from the ring to the curtain. “Everybody Wants You” by Billy Squier blares across the arena and emerging from the curtain is the Ruler of Jattlantis himself, sporting his red and black plaid suit (no dress shirt).
The Jattinum Standard proceeds to walk down the ramp, acknowledging (completely superficially) the occasional fan as he passes. When he gets to ringside, the Rembrandt of Wrestling removes his suit jacket and carefully folds it before handing it to an official. He then enters the ring which becomes illuminated in a teal light, where he basks for a moment in the adulation of the fans.
Finally, the spotlights deluminate, the house lights illuminate, and Jatt Starr heads to his respective corner ready for action.
Finishing Move
FALLING STAR / STARRLITE EXPRESS
Finishing Move Description
FALLING STAR - Unprettier/Killswitch SPARROWLITE EXPRESS - Spear (can be used as a quick, sudden finisher or as a momentum changer in a match)
Setup Move
JATTACLYSM
Setup Move Description
SPARROW-CLYSM - Jatt’s Submission Finisher - A modified Texas Cloverleaf where Jatt places a knee on the back of his opponent’s neck.
Moveset
- “SIMONS SAYS” - Sleeperhold Drop
- Inverted Atomic Drop
- Snap Suplex
- German Suplex
- Falling Inverted DDT
- DDT
- Fireman’s Carry into Gutbuster
- Knee Smash Facebreaker
- Eye Poke
- Kick to the groin
- Uppercut the groin/Low Blow
- Springboard Dropkick
- Elbow Drop from the Top Rope
- Enziguri
- “SMACK SPARROW” - Hard slap to the face (a sign of disrespect)
- Camel Clutch
- Figure Four Leg Lock
- Standing Leg Lock
- “SPARROWCANRANA”- Sparrow leaps off the top rope and hit a hurricanrana on a tanning opponent