You're the Best by Joe Esposito
He enters the ring during a commercial break so as not to annoy the fans with his meandering way.
Finisher: The Deaner Weiner
Description: Danshoku Driver (as in Bobby Dean stuffs his opponent’s face in his tights, and then proceeds to deliver a piledriver. Also, known to do it as a tombstone, instead of a piledriver to increase the insult.)
Signature: Chocolate Mist
Description: Much like a poison mist Bobby sprays out a dark brown, almost black mist made of chocolate syrup. Blinding his opponent.
- Side headlock
- Snap suplex (sometimes with a float over into pin)
- Earthquake's sit down squash (without all jumping/stomping bullshit)
- Gutwrench suplex
- Bear hug
- Middle/Bottom Rope Senton Splash
About the Wrestler
Some notes concerning “Beautiful” Bobby Dean, in regards to in ring action.
#1 He is NOT fat! (He’s got a lot of loose skin, but he’s no longer the fat guy he used to be.)
He doesn’t climb higher than the middle turnbuckle, for his fear of heights. Most times, even that is too high for him, so he’ll actually climb back down to the bottom turnbuckle.
His cardio is shit. He may not be fat anymore, but he is still not in the best of shape. So expect rest holds, and fast tags so that he can stand on the apron and be cheerleader.