Xander, on what world in any universe at any given time in space in the vast multiverse would be ducking a challenge from you?
Xander, you are like that annoying kid brother everyone knows about and goes around saying he’s going to kick everyone’s ass and when someone calls you out on that bluff you run home and get your older brothers and cousins to fight your battles for you. Except; Joe Bergman, Clay Byrd, Steve Solex, and the fans of 214 won’t be fighting your battles for you.
Plus, when has it been shown that anyone talks or issues challenges for me?
You see Xander, my family is full of killers. Especially my wife. We do our talking with our fists. You? You let some disciple girl who doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about speak for you. Xander, what you don’t realize is that I am a very busy man in High Octane Wrestling. I didn’t answer your challenge right away because I have a lot of things occurring that need my attention. You do know I do more for HOW than just compete in a ring?
I’m a Senior Executive Vice President in HOW.
Just some of my duties include……
- Senior Producer for HOW Events
- Senior Executive Content Producer for HOTv
- HOW Archivist
- Senior Advisor to GOD himself.
Hell, it’s not like I ignored your challenge I was preoccupied trying to acquire the video library of FIGHT! So we could have Tyler Best’s full professional matches when he gets his first documentary release on HOTv, but the owners want a small fortune when their entire company is worth some stale chips and a jug of piss.
However, you tried to be a tough guy because the peach fuzz on your chin started to darken and you thought you could make verbal threats to me.
As I think upon your challenge when I first heard it I was like……
HOFC is not my forte, but as the days passed and it finally settled into my brain it’s that you think that I’m a pushover that you’ll be able to walk all over at Chaos 2.
Lee Best was right you are the Participation Trophy of HOW.
You made a big deal about having HOFC as part of your contract negotiations, but instead of going after sharks like Tyler Best, Christopher America, Kostoff, Scottywood you settle for the minnows of it that can trash talk enough and put up a fight and you can find a way to win in the end. The difference is I’m not Brian Hollywood and I will make history out of you when I paint a disasterpiece for the GOD of HOW and everyone else to see. You will be a PRIME example that shows Scott Stevens isn’t someone that I’m going to think twice at challenging.
You better call up your buddy, Joe Bergman, to help better prepare you for the beating you are going to suffer inside the cage just like you asked him to train you for War Games.
Here’s a little known fact Xander, Joe Bergman didn’t win War Games. Sure, he’s a former world champion, but Ray McAvay is the one who won War Games and guess who prepared him and helped lead him to victory…..ME!
Joe Bergman has about as many victories in HOFC as I do so yes, please ask him for more training or is your little disciple the one who I’ll be facing since she is the one that does all your conversating now?
If stinky breath told you to go aboard the USS Octane to overcome your fears and sea sickness he’s an idiot. All you need to know about what will happen to you Xander is that the waves of my offensive flurry will be magically like a lighthouse shining brightly towards the ocean to bring ships home to safety, but for you it will be a nightmare. The light you will see won’t be saving you from the rocks below but it is the beacon of the pain and punishment that awaits as a wave of an uppercuts will lift you off of your feet while an over hand right will send you down to the canvas. If you somehow manage to survive that I will hold your head under until you turn green and blue.
You challenging me will be a worse idea than High Octane Wrestling Presents: Cajun City Wrestling.