We find ourselves in the company of our hero, Cecilworth Farthington, as he carefully studies a large stone pillar in front of him. He is wearing a tweed jacket like a documentary professor would do.
Farthington: For eons, we have argued over the oldest question – “What is the best thing?”.
Cecilworth gestures to the pillar.
Farthington: Is it rock? Natural, strong, eternal.
He pulls out a pair of scissors.
Farthington: Scissors? Pointy, sharp, ouchy.
He points paper on the wall.
Farthington: Or paper? Flat, not that delicious.
I know the secrets, Michael. You will learn this at Refueled.