The Hardest Place
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The Hardest Place

Posted on November 11, 2021 at 10:07 pm by Cecilworth Farthington

We find ourselves in the company of our hero, Cecilworth Farthington, as he carefully studies a large stone pillar in front of him. He is wearing a tweed jacket like a documentary professor would do.

Farthington: For eons, we have argued over the oldest question – “What is the best thing?”.

Cecilworth gestures to the pillar.

Farthington: Is it rock? Natural, strong, eternal.

He pulls out a pair of scissors.

Farthington: Scissors? Pointy, sharp, ouchy.

He points paper on the wall.

Farthington: Or paper? Flat, not that delicious.

*Dramatic Pause*

I know the secrets, Michael. You will learn this at Refueled.