STRONK ON LSD

STRONK ON LSD

Posted on July 6, 2022 at 2:02 pm by Stronk Godson

STRONK IS OUT FOR A MORNING WALK.  SMELLING THE AIR.  BREATHING THE SMELLS.  A NEIGHBOURHOOD HUMAN PLAYS SOME TYPE OF BALL SPORT WITH A SMALLER HUMAN IN THE DRIVEWAY OF A HOUSE STRONK DISLIKES.

STRONK WALKS FOR A VERY LONG TIME.  IT IS DARK AND THE SUN HAS GONE TO SLEEP.

STRONK IS NOT WHERE THERE ARE NICE HOUSES AND FAMILIES ANYMORE.  THERE ARE PEOPLE IN LOOSE FITTING CLOTHES AND THEY ARE CALLING STRONK “BIG FELLA” AND ASKING IF STRONK IS LOOKING TO “SCORE.”

STRONK IS NOT PLAYING SANDY BALL WITH FLAG MAN SO THE ANSWER IS NO.

STRONK TELLS THEM STRONK IS LSD CHAMP.

THEY SAY THEY HAVE LSD.

STRONK SAYS NO YOU DO NOT.  STRONK HAS THE LSD.

THEY GIVE STRONK A SMALL STAMP AND TELL STRONK TO PUT IT ON HIS TONGUE.  STRONK EATS IT.  TASTES LIKE A STRONKUMM.

STRONK SAYS GOOD BYE AFTER LIFTING A CAR SIX INCHES OFF THE GROUND.  STRONK WALKS FOR A VERY LONG TIME AGAIN.

TREES TRY TO SLOW DANCE WITH STRONK BUT STRONK SAYS NO.  TREES GROPE STRONK’S ASS BUT STRONK DOES NOT MIND.  CONSENT GIVEN.

THE NIGHT SUN LAUGHS AT STRONK FROM ITS PLACE IN THE SKY.  IT SAYS THINGS LIKE YOU ARE TOO SMALL.  WHY ARE YOU NOT NIGHT SUN SIZE?  STRONK IS UPSET AND FLEES TO UNDER A BRIDGE.

THERE ARE HUMANS UNDER THE BRIDGE.  STRONK ASKS THEM IF THEY HAVE LSD.  THEY SAY NO.  ONLY CRACK.  STRONK DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS AND FEELS THREATENED EVEN THOUGH THESE HUMANS ARE FRAIL AND THEIR SKIN IS DIRTY AND HAS WEIRD SCARS.  

STRONK WALKS AGAIN.  STRONK IS HUNGRY SO STRONK WALKS TO A PLACE THAT SELLS BURGERS.  STRONK ORDERS 30 BURGERS NO BUNS BUT DOES NOT HAVE MONEY.  STRONK OFFERS TO FLEX FOR BURGERS AND THE OLD HORNY LADY AT THE CASH REGISTER AGREES.

THE BURGERS ARE DELICIOUS.

STRONK WALKS AGAIN.

STRONK CAN SEE SOUNDS.  STRONK’S HEARTBEAT LOOKS LIKE A TRACTOR TRAILER RAMMING INTO A SAUSAGE FACTORY.  EVERYTHING OBLITERATED.  

STRONK CAN HEAR THE WHISTLING OF A PLUS-SIZE LADY’S DUMPER FROM THREE TOWNS OVER.  STRONK STARTS TO WALK IN THAT DIRECTION BUT A DOG TELLS STRONK TO GO HOME, SHELLEY IS WORRIED.  STRONK DECIDES TO DO AS THE DOG SAYS BECAUSE THE DOG IS VERY OLD AND HAS WISDOM IN ITS BLOODSHOT EYES.

STRONK REALIZES THE DOG HE HAS BEEN TALKING TO IS ACTUALLY SOME SORT OF GARBAGE CAN WHERE PEOPLE PUT POSTCARDS AND LETTERS.

A POLICE MAN TELLS STRONK NOT TO WALK IN FRONT OF CARS AND STRONK SAYS WHAT CARS AND THE POLICE MAN SAYS MY CAR.  STRONK IS ON THE POLICE MAN’S CAR.  STRONK GETS OFF THE POLICE MAN’S CAR.

STRONK WALKS AGAIN.

THE SUN IS BACK OUT AND STRONK NOTICES THE COLOURS OF THE WORLD ARE LESS BEAUTIFUL AND STRONK CAN NO LONGER SEE SOUNDS.  THIS MAKES STRONK SAD FOR A MOMENT BUT THEN STRONK FORGETS ABOUT IT.

SHELLEY GREENE GREETS STRONK AT THE FRONT DOOR.  HE WAS VERY WORRIED AND ALMOST CALLED THE POLICE BUT WAS NOT SURE IF THAT WAS SNITCHING OR NOT AND INSTEAD SAT AROUND ALL NIGHT DRINKING HEAVILY.  HE SMELLS LIKE THE BROWN LIQUID THAT MAKES HIM CRY LIKE A BITCH WHEN HE HAS TOO MUCH.

STRONK IS THE LSD CHAMP.