SCOTT HUNTER PRESENTS: A WORD FROM DAN RYAN

Hello, I am Scott Hunter, the protege’ of Dan Ryan even though he made me promise never to say that out loud, in public or on television. But technically this is writing so I think I have found a loophole. So I am his protege’, which sounds French but it is totally American, like SUPER SUPER AMERICAN. I’m wearing flag underwear.

Ahem.

Anyway…

I spoke with Dan Ryan earlier today to ask how he’s been doing since War Games and he has authorized me to relay the following statement from him on his behalf… on my behalf… anyway, it’s on someone’s behalf.

“My head hurt for a couple of days. Now it is better. Get the fuck out of my pool, Scott.”

At that point, I got out of the pool, no thanks to any of you. But I still got to test my new arm floaties out, so that’s a win.

Thank you all. Don’t forget I am Scott Hunter and Dan Ryan’s very American Protege’.

Au Revoir…

NO WAIT…

GOODBYE.