Ok, so let’s enter the second period of this fucking donnybrook…
Scottywood: It’s time to prove that Mario Maurako has always been a fucking waste of space here in HOW. Back when him and his family ran around HOW, embarrassing the tag team division. When he took advantage of Bobbinette and manipulated her into marrying him. When he has flaked out so many times over the past few years and completely squandered his opportunity with ten percent ownership of HOW.
Scottywood: I took so much joy in ruining your ICONIC match with Bobbinette… like true fucking joy. It will be the same kind of joy I’ll feel when my dumb fuck hockey players beat the fucking shit out of you and really expose you as the over hyped piece of shit you have always been.
Scottywood: I rarely feel bad for Captain Jatt Sparrow… but this is a rare occasion. I mean we all know Jatt has been washed up for years now… but to have to tag team with Mario… no one deserves that shit.
Chet: Not even Paul Paras?
Scottywood: I stand corrected. Paras and Mario were made for each other. Paras carried your fucking ass Mario… and I’d love to ehar you try abd debate that shit.
Tanner: Penis Paul Paras.
Chet: He certainly was a dick.
Scottywood: But if by some chance you pull this off Mario… cause I mean… look at these two guys… then congrats. Congrats on beating the bottom of the fucking barrel here in HOW… and enjoy getting wiped out by whoever you face next in the tournament. We can name this shit after you… for some false belief that you are some godfather of this division… but it won’t save you from the reality that you just plainly suck at wrestling. The wrestling part. The trash talk part. Even the wearing suspenders part. Jatt and his flat pecks beat ya out there.
Chet: Nip tape guys!
Tanner: Gonna bring them some rolls on Refueled.
Scottywood: So go take care of Mario guys… there is big bonus in store for you if you can take him out. Cause I’d really have to waste my time after March to Glory doing it myself. You are really aren’t worth it… but I can make it fun as i give you one last HOW moment all thanks to The Hardcore Artist.