Earlier this evening HOWrestling.com received this email from one Abdullah Choi:
How’s it goin’, website folx? It’s—you guessed it—ya boy Shelley Greene again! Doin’ your jobs. Breakin’ scoops. Journalism 101.
Anywho, please let the world know that Shelley Greene is no longer Shelley Greene.
That was a weak name bestowed by weak people. I take a hungover dehydrated piss on that name!
Henceforth, I am legally to be known as Abdullah Choi.
It is a strong name. It is a fitting name. It evokes a something and a something else (please fill in verbiage for me, thx!). And it has been workshopped extensively.
Abdullah Choi is a championship-calibre manager’s name.
I got the paperwork done and everything. It’s all squared away!
So don’t you dare call me Shelley fucking Greene. You do—and it’s a hate crime, kay?
Don’t you fucking deadname me.
You fucking bigots.
Okay, that’s it—make sure it goes out! Thanks, website fucks! Keep up the great work!
All the best!
Abdullah Choi (formerly Shelley Greene)
Manager of STRONK Godson