Oh boy, another one of these saying “I’m bored.” I think it’s like the sixth time this year you’ve said the same thing.
Do you know why this is boring? You come on the show, you hit a knee, and you walk off the show. That’s Mike Best’s contribution. Three ‘does this even matter’ speeches, two half assed ‘you haven’t done anything to be in my vicinity’ talks and a knee. I get it Mike, and it stacks them victories right up. You know, against idiots like Stevens.
Personally, I’m glad we’re on the back end of ‘does this even matter.’ I feel like I’m watching Gettysburg and they’ve been talking about Pickett’s Charge for three hours.
You let Scott Stevens live in a cage for three rounds. You let Brian Hollywood hang around. It’s time for all of that to catch up to you. You don’t go for the throat anymore Mike. You’ve hit that point in your career where “eh this should be enough” is okay.
It’s not OKAY Mike and the HOFC deserves better.
Nice visit ta the hat store though, gave me a good chuckle this week. I’m more of a Stetson man myself, but ta each their own. I pretty much knew the feller that accused me of chewin’ Skoal was gonna pick out a shitty hat. That’s one of the ‘you don’t deserve ta be in my general vicinity’ ones right?
See Mike, while you’ve been over there lettin’ Hollywood, and Stevens hang ‘round in fights they shouldn’t be in, I’ve been gettin’ robbed of the LSD title. But I would dare ta say, my competition in that endeavor has been a good bit better than yers lately. I mean ya beat the fuck out of and retired a guy who was fuckin’ crippled and already fuckin’ retired. Oh and Brian Hollywood managed ta do ‘bout dick and diddly since what? 2016?
Great job Mike, ya basically pulled two boys out of a nursin’ home and beat the fuck out of em. Does yer ego need a parade? What ‘bout ‘nother statue outside of the Best Arena? Maybe ya can go check out that place Conor Fuse lives and start bringin’ some of them fellers inta fight ya. That Floyd feller looks like he might have a mean right hook. And he has more of a face left than Scottywood, that’s bonus points right there.
Mike ya won the title, ya won the tournament, ya did it all. And then? Ya became apathetic, ya settled fer the miscreants. And if yer really a prize fighter, why on earth did ya settle for the miscreants? I mean I’m pretty sure Mike Best used ta be the type of guy that takes what he wants. Instead ya fuckin’ settled.
Ya settled fer shit cans and half wits, instead of goin’ out there and forcin’ the fuckin’ issue. Last time I checked Mike, ya were pretty good at pissin’ folks off ‘round these parts. I mean walk out there and call someone out, call someone who actually fuckin’ matters out instead of takin’ the courtesy paydays. Where did it get ya Mike? What did it do fer ya? I don’t think they build a shrine ta a guy who retired a cripple.
I mean how did it feel ta be the afterthought at War Games? That ‘other thing that happened’ while yer nephew Sutler Kael was the most talked about human bein’ on the planet afterwards? How did it feel knowin’ that goin’ inta the show myself and Ted’s names were on the tips of everyone’s tongues? What did it feel like ta see the marquee and see “oh and Mike Best?” I’m pretty sure they got yer fight in the program somewhere right?
I read that Witness report thing today, ya know, wanted ta see how everyone reacted ta Ted havin’ his shoulders on the mat fer a three count. But ya know what was really funny?
Ya took a man’s career and I’m pretty sure Witness forgot ya were even in the buildin’. Feller didn’t even mention Stevens lost his fuckin’ job. That’s how damningly irrelevant ya are now Mike. The guy who does the rundown didn’t even remember YOU were fuckin’ there. So Mike, I’m doin’ ya a favor, I’ll make ya relevant fer the last time at Refueled. You’ve been asleep at the wheel of the HOFC division fer far too long. It’s ‘bout time ya swerved off the road and found a tree.