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Oh look, Conor Fuse entered the chat. You know what my favorite War Games argument is? When people lose, they blame it on three, seven, twelve people teaming up against them as if that’s against the rules. Yes, Conor, you had to fend off a multitude of people, just like everyone else did. Except Tyler and I won and you didn’t. Maybe your team wasn’t the best drafted. Maybe you felt like you couldn’t trust your team. Or maybe you just weren’t good enough. Either way, whichever excuse it is, it’s on you.
Speaking of God of War, perhaps you could do like Kratos: you know, leave your home in HOW and go hide out in Scandinavia, start a family, have a son that despises you, and wallow in the guilt of all the misery you caused to others.
Also, me chill? Do you think I’m worked up because I easily spouted off 750 words exposing Bobbinette Carey as a self centered douchebag? You really don’t know me at all. If Carey has such a problem with what I said, why doesn’t she defend me herself like the empowered woman she claims to be? Why does she need the white patriarchy of Conor Fuse or the toxic masculinity of a gamer to defend herself?
Speaking of Carey…
No, she won’t suck your dick. I know you hoped she would when you tried to be all brooding and mysterious behind your Casey Jones mask. Man, what a topical reference that was. But it honestly was the best version of you. You lost big matches and kept your mouth shut. It was everything we could’ve hoped for and more.
I’m glad to hear you think #97Red was a fun achievement for a while as if there is anything else but the goal of holding the top prize in HOW. Since you’ve seemingly already maxed out your achievements and platinumed the game, why don’t you go outside, touch grass, come back in when mommy Carey has your pizza pockets ready, and try another game? I hear there’s this really cool one called OCW. Mike Best speedrun that shit in 6 months.
See if you can do better.