IN RESPONSE TO CHRISTOPHER AMERICA…

IN RESPONSE TO CHRISTOPHER AMERICA…

Posted on October 14, 2022 at 4:38 pm by Conor Fuse

Okay first off I don’t need my dick sucked by Bobbie, okay? Like I had a girlfriend once last year then she tossed me to the side so I already experienced what a blow job is and honestly it’s not even that great.

Plus her b00bs felt like two bags of sand. I swear the 40-Year-Old Virgin was onto something.

Also don’t put words in my mouth, dipshit. I didn’t say I BLAME the loss on 2857397 people getting involved in the end of WarGames, just stating facts. Stating some clownshoed less successful Conor Fuse returned to High Octane, injured me and you took the pin. But hey, I built my garbage team and I lost. And hey, you hid behind tHe BoArD because Lee loves jerking off his rocks to the legends who return. Maybe all of this can be true at the same time, eh buddy. Also maybe Lee is the one who needs the BJ.

Anyway dude, you’re right, I don’t really know you at all. You came in here and had your targets and mine was by circumstances because I held #97. Now you hold #97. Maybe we can get to know each other better one day.

Bobbie can defend herself. I know this. I was just being cute and adorable and, ya know, that whole Locker Room Leader thing, which I still am. 😉

I’ve lost big matches and kept my mouth shut? Yes, yes of course I have. And OMG it’ll happen again. Heaven forbid I’m not some MDK boss who knows absolutely everything and wins every single fucking match. I’ve lost. So have you. It’s what happens. And I’d be careful who you push because losing big matches also means I’ve won big matches. I took a truckload of fuckers last ICONIC and left them in my wake.

Side note, I miss my Casey Jones mask. It was a fun lil’ cosplay but apparently Bobbie needed me to talk and shit.

Good luck in your match, champ. Like I said I hope you beat Steve. I hope you roll through the entire Highwaymen. I did. Super fun times LOL.

Also there’s nothing wrong with Pizza Pockets. Seriously, WTF is with you guys. Pizza pockets, Cheetos, mom’s basement. It’s legit stuff. Try it sometime, you wouldn’t have to be so disgruntled and immediately go to trash talking to feel better.

Maybe Stevens is munching on some Cheetos right now listening to this banter.