Oh, for fucks sake.
I will be the bad guy to your creepy knight in shining armor bit, Teddy.
I am not here to make you happy. I am not here to heap words of encouragement upon you. I am here to be the villain to your shirtless superhero routine. Fucking, Captain Save-A-Bitch Wrestler cannot go more than five seconds without being a hypocrite.
Get your cape, Teddy and flex in your mirror a little more, you douchebag. I am happy you came to the defense of your stalker victim, but you should be defending yourself because all I did was point out your creepy obsession with her.
We have all witnessed the odd way you flirted with the underage sister-wife of Jeb Martin so maybe you should not insult me on paying women because at least they are…women, not girls.
I am happy you have spent the past day looking at my past interactions with a certain annoying pest but again that was the past. You seem to think a little jab about your simping was an insult against her, but it was all about you, Ted. You run around with no regard for laws or social norms and I am the alleged man that has restraining orders against himself? You seem to think I abuse women or have trouble with break ups. I believe I have done more for women then you ever could, Teddy. I pay them for a job well done while you just try to spray your seed within any ring rat that will put up with your holier than thou bullshit.
Oh derp, derp, look everyone a bald joke…again.
You taking notes from Jatt Starr?
Keep flossing with your own chest hair you prepubescent caveman. Next you will tell me I didn’t bludgeon enough woolly mammoths and my teeth are too straight. Good flossing also only takes a minute.
Instead I will take too bludgeoning you with my knee and then some suplex’s and I will stop when I have kicked your shin so much the bone is sticking out of it. My chrome dome will dig right into that brown nose of yours. I hope you enjoy not being able to smell your food again for a few weeks. You are Canadian though…so it might be a good thing.
Maybe I will create a spice that makes Canadian food smell appetizing but I am sure you will just scream that you don’t have a valid credit card so you cannot purchase it from QVC, HSN, or WTF are you talking about you spineless hack? Miracle Enterprise has high respect from Reddit investing forums and I must take this disrespect from someone who is just jealous of my success as a creative genius?
I am not taking this shit from you, Teddy. You want a lawsuit I can give you a lawsuit for liable, but I highly doubt any of that 60K salary you get from HOW is left after you disappeared for over half a year.
Where were you, Teddy?
I guess it doesn’t matter but being away means you have no right to question my passion. It is a try hard comment that all the people who try it get slapped so hard they look like a bobble head doll when I am done with them. Just keep bobble heading your head to mediocrity, Teddy, I am sure someone in jail was pleased by it recently.
As I stated I will be the bad guy if you really think you are some righteous exterminator. The truth is a lot more delicate thought isn’t it? I am what this place deserves and what I do is a service for the industry. I was a joke and now I am The Miracle Man. I plague those who have no right to respect any longer. I am here to show you that you must change, you must evolve, and not live off your past. When I bite you and at this point, I will literally bite you in the shoulder to get an advantage–it will a plague.
A plague of losing, Teddy.
You are a fucking loser.
I will sell you your own teeth after I am done knocking them out and yes…you will listen.
The superhero always listens to the villain’s plan.
To your own detriment because I will crucify you if need be.
I will not feel bad…
I don’t like to feel good…I like to feel evil.