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And I got more pop’n’fresh jabs where that comes from! Brace yourself, World Champ, Conor Fuse is actually gonna send you back to the vintage times, where you’re playing Super Nintendo with your friend Allen. That was his name, right?
So here we are. We finally meet. Heard you wanted to kick my ass and send me crying to mommy. You’re gonna have to practically murder me to do that.
Wait a second…
Okay Mike Man, The Mega Boss of Mega Bosses. The King Koopa of this High Octane castle. Your fortress is indestructible. Your previous Murder Death Co-Op, Dan Ryan, Lindsay Troy, Max Kael and Cecilworth Farthington, truly elite. You rarely lose. You destroy souls. You leave people crying “uNfAiRrrrr!”. Can anyone stop you?
Wait a second…
Mike, I’ve played every hard video game there is! I’ve got my HOW sliders up for this one. Allllll the way up. Is there a mode past All-Pro or Extremely Difficult?
Because if there is, this gamer has played it. This gamer has done it. And this gamer has won it. There’s no level too hard. No jump too far. No Boss who’s truly unbeatable.
Do you even play with difficulty sliders?
Wait a second…
You can rant and rave, scream and shout, cut every single BOT down.
But I’m still willing to go.
I can only imagine how you’ll spin my awesome possum rants and raves I picked up on my amazing discord channel and throw them back in my face. Here’s a shovel, don’t go easy. I know you won’t. Guess what? Neither will I! You’re about to get the craziest tsunami of gaming trash talk in the world.
And then maybe we can hug it out after?
Wait a second…
You want me, you got me. Don’t need to wait long. PRESS START on your console and I’ll fight on your turf. This Street Fighter tournament is on and I will Ryu TF up for this!
Mike, I’m gonna hit you so hard
…you’ll forget your combo buttons.
…you’ll miss more shots than a BOT on easy mode.
…your load times will lag forever.
One more.
Mike, I’m gonna hit you so hard… I’ll unrender your website art.
BOOM.
I’mma crush you with so many Hadoukens you’ll think they’re Shoryukens but they’re actually Tatsumaki Senpukyaku lol.
Do you even know what those are, bro? Seriously, I know every move in every game and Street Fighter is my go-to. Maybe you should stop killing people (literally) and kill people ELECTRONICALLY. It’s waaaay cooler and you get these super sick trophies that stay on your profile forever!
You win lots of wrestling titles. Meh, that’s kinda neat and all but how many gaming trophies do you own?
I own thousands.
Now THAT’S something to be proud of.
I own thousands and you simply have wrestling championships to your name? Lame.
You also don’t run a discord channel like I do. We game. People are scared of me. I chime in when I feel like. I’m the king, bitch.
Maybe, Mike, you shouldn’t care so much about beating the piss outta dudes and winning all the time. ‘Cause when I sign on to discord, it doesn’t matter if I’ve “only lost twice in thirteen years” or whatever crazy streak I have going, needing to get all alpha male. All that matters is how many games I’ve beat and the impressive speed runs I achieve! In MY gaming discord, guys like you are a…
L.O.S.E.R.
But I’ll step into your world. I’ll do it, I’ll game! I’ve got no choice. I’ll play in YOUR sandbox because you can’t play in mine. I’m open minded. And I realized something today… I’m actually the cool kid here.
You are just mean and scary. Plus you’ve, like, fought your co-op friends so many times. Who fights their friends? Co-ops are bonds that should NEVER be broken.
Don’t get me started about when you invited a girl into your group. Girls have cooties, particularly the “Queen of the Ring”. Gross. I roll my eyes when I think of LT. Yuck.
Back to the basics. World Champ of Wrestling, meet World Champ of Gaming, Discord, Power-Ups and the most adaptable Player in the High Octane system.
The. Vintage.
Oh yeah, damn right, your mother wears army boots!
…But your dad?
Well your dad could probably beat up my dad.
Then again, your dad is blind as shit right now…
So maybe not.