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Consent eh?
Shit… should I bring some fucking waivers with me to this match? Wouldn’t want Teddy sewing me because I didn’t gain permission to fuck the living beat outta him.
But now you’re getting the idea Teddy, now I’ve tickled that nerve of yours and brought out the HATE.
Is it ok that I tickled that? Sorry, was supposed to ask first.
All it took was a few jabs and Teddy pulled a Washington one-eighty. Nostalgia act… a backhanded compliment… quickly rescinded and relabeled as a doormat. Make up your mind Teddy. Call your shots and fucking stand by them. I have… and I will. Then again, you’re not much for commitment… are you? When will this HOW run end? When the weather gets warm and you can hit the beach with the bros instead?
Fucking poser. You have no heart for this shit… for HOW. I’ve been loyal to a fucking fault at times to HOW… for twelve years. Yes, I will brag every fucking moment I can about every fucking accomplishment I’ve earned here because I’ve sacrificed it ALL to win them. What have you sacrificed for HOW you wannabe Hollister fuckboy.
Sorry again, did my overuse of the word fuck offend your virgin fucking ears? Are they now bleeding for the first time? I’m sorry they’ll never be intact again. Hopefully someone hung the sheets outside though so HOW will know I’ve fucking defiled your pure as shit soul.
But sure, keep being a fucking hypocrite and flaunting your only accomplishment here. Just keeps proving my point. You want everyone to remember you were once relevant here. That you were once the shining new star of HOW that everyone thought was going to be the next big thing. I understand man… you want people to remember. Just not the parts where you failed to cash it in… or failed to stay on the roster a few months later.
But, the L-B-EYE… Eye? Please tell me he isn’t thinking of trying to bottom line me Saturday. You think he is gonna try and sneak a pen in with the ole prison purse? I’d really prefer not to get pink eye Teddy. Plus who knows what else from your years of stretching that purse out for the Benjamins.
Palmer’s Prison Purse!
Why does the porn industry have such hard-ons for alliteration?
A word maybe you think most people would need to Google to know… but apparently even with the countless concussions and half a brain… I have a better grasp on the English language than you… bro.
Though you may need a new fucking thesaurus if you think artist is a synonym for legend, icon or monster…
Just another reason why I don’t need to prove you wrong man, cause your opinion means fuck all. Like seriously, who the fuck you think you are? Answer. Nobody. What I will do is prove myself right though. So go reference my resume again for the twentieth time. Keep remembering who you’re stepping into that cage with. Remember what I have done in my HOW career and who I have fucked… up, in the past.
FUCK!
Can I please fuck you… up?
Yeah, I’m rolling my fucking eyes if you can’t fucking tell… and here’s are some more fucks just to fucking piss you the fuck off you fucking fuck.
What’s the thesaurus say is synonym for fuck? Maybe that’ll make him like me more if I use that.
Palmer?
So like… I’m gonna palmer Teddy’s shit up in that palmering cage and make Palmer palmering scream like the palmering dickbag he is.
Nah, that sounds like fucking shit man.
I’ll just stick with what I’m doing, with my fucking template. I know no one agrees with it, but I am who I am and I will never apologize for that shit. No one will ever be jealous of who I am, like Mike. Whose first name is so common, I can say just it and you know exactly who I’m mentioning.
But no one will forget the name Scottywood in HOW history. While you Teddy… you’ll only ever be remembered as a footnote… or as a passing by half thought if the website fucks ever make a LBI history page on HOWrestling.com.
Saturday, like it or not, yes or no, your mine in that cage. The C in HOFC doesn’t stand for consent and have no doubt I will be the one on top when it’s over.