BRIAN PLEASE READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT

BRIAN PLEASE READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT

Posted on April 21, 2021 at 9:04 pm by Mike Best

HI BRIAN

MY NAME DURANGO AND THIS INTERVENTION FOR YOU. SON OF GOD TELL ME YOU KEEP SMASHING INTO HIM KNEE WITH STUPID FACE. WHY YOU DO THAT? DURANO ONCE KNEW MAN WHO RAN INTO WALL AND BROKE NOSE. MAN NOT RUN INTO WALL AGAIN, BECAUSE DOING SAME THING OVER AND OVER EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULT IS DEFINITION OF INSANITY. ALBERT EINSTEIN SAY THAT, IF DURANGO RECALL CORRECTLY.  BUT HEY, WHAT DURANGO KNOW? HE JUST FREED SLAVE WITH BIG HANDS AND WOOKIE LIFE DEBT TO GREATEST WRESTLER ON PLANET. MAYBE DURANGO MISSING INFORMATION. 

Michael’s Note: This is called exposition. 

THAT RIGHT SON OF GOD, DURANGO WISH TO EXPOSE SEEDY UNDERBELLY OF HOLLYWOOD. THIS NOT IDEA FOR DOCUMENTARY, THIS JUST OBSERVATION THAT BRIAN HOLLYWOOD HAS BIG TUMMY COVERED IN HIM OWN JIZZ FROM JERKING HIM COCK ABOUT GIVING SON OF GOD SMALL NOSE BLEED. TELL DURANGO, BRIAN, HOW YOU LIKE BEING TINY BITCH MAN WHO LOOK LIKE LEAD ACTOR IN LIFETIME MOVIE? HOW YOU LIKE HAVING MOVESET OF EVERY POPULAR WRESTLER FROM 2007 COMBINED? HOW YOU LIKE LOSING ICON TITLE MATCH TO BRITISH MONEY PRINCE AFTER HIM DIE BY CAPTAIN SENDING REGARDS? BRIAN HOLLYWOOD THINK HE NEW MAN, BUT DURANGO LIKE PEPPERIDGE FARM. 

HIM REMEMBER. 

SON OF GOD KEEP TRAINING HARD FOR MATCH AGAINST MANSION BOY. DURANGO ASK HIM WHY? WHY, BEST MAN? WHY YOU WORRY SO MUCH ABOUT FIGHT HANDSOME SKINNY SANTA CLAUSE? WHY YOU SWEAT OLD MAN PLASTIC THOR? WHY YOU NEED TRAIN TO FIGHT MAN BORN IN 1986 WITH FULL GRAY HAIR AND BEARD? THIS NO ADD UP TO DURANGO. BUT SON OF GOD LOOK DURANGO RIGHT IN FACE, AND DURANGO HAVE TO LOOK BACK BECAUSE OF LIFE DEBT, AND SON OF GOD SAY VERY IMPORTANT WORDS. HIM SAY: 

“SOME ZOO SAY SECURE YOURSELF AGAINST THE FEET AND LIE IN OWN HANDS.”

Michael’s Note: Actually, it was “the opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands” and it was by Sun Tzu. It was really meant to evidence that despite Brian Hollywood’s utter inability to beat me, it’s still up to me to make sure that I’m prepared to–

YEAH THAT WHAT DURANGO ALREADY SAY. PLEASE SHH. 

LISTEN TO DURANGO, FANCY GRAY MAN, BECAUSE ODDS GOOD THAT SON OF GOD HURT YOU VERY BAD THIS WEEK. ODDS GOOD THAT YOU NO WALK GOOD ON SUNDAY. ODDS GOOD THAT YOU VERY HURT ON BOTH BODY AND INSIDE HEART. SON OF GOD MIGHT SMASH YOU LIKE END OF FIRST DATE. SON OF GOD MIGHT TAKE YOUR ARMS AWAY AND THEN YOU NO HAVE ARMS ANYMORE. SON OF GOD MIGHT CHOKE YOU SO HARD YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE LATENT DADDY ISSUE. DURANGO NO KNOW ABOUT YOU BRIAN, BUT ME NO WANT HEAR YOU CALL ANYONE DADDY. 

PLEASE STOP. DO FOR DURANGO. 

PLEASE NO MORE TRY TOO HARD. DURANGO NO WANT YOU THROW MATCH, OR STOP POSTING. DURANGO NO TRYING TO GET EASY WAY OUT FOR BEST MAN. TRUE STORY BRIAN IS THAT BEATING YOU IS EASY WAY OUT FOR BEST MAN. EASY WAY IS JUST BREAK BRIAN HEAD WITH KNEE LIKE BULLET HITTING BIG BLOCK OF CHEESE. YOU WANT CRUMBLE LIKE BLEU CHEESE, BRIAN? 

Michael’s Note: Not gonna be a gouda time for you, Hollywood. 

ENOUGH CHEESY PUNS. 

CHEESE PUNS MAKE DURANGO SMILE AND DURANGO NOT WANT BE DELIGHTED RIGHT NOW. THIS SAD DAY. THIS INTERVENTION DAY. THIS DAY FOR BRIAN TO SAY “HELLO ME BRIAN AND ME A KNEECOHOLIC”. THIS DAY FOR US ALL SMOKE CIGARETTE AND TELL BRIAN WE KNOW IT HARD. THIS NOT DAY FOR LAUGHING, IT STOP BEING FUNNY TO WATCH BRIAN HOLLYWOOD DAMAGE OWN BRAIN ON BEST KNEE LONG TIME AGO. 

PLEASE NO TRY BE FUNNY. YOU NOT FUNNY. 

PLEASE NO TRY SOUND TOUGH. YOU NOT TOUGH. 

PLEASE NO TRY TO SAY THIS TIME DIFFERENT. THIS TIME NOT DIFFERENT. 

EVEN DURANO KNOW THIS, AND DURANGO HAVE NO FORMAL EDUCATION. DURANGO SPEND MOST HIS LIFE SHITTING IN BUCKET AND READING ARCHIE COMIC AND BEING SLAVE. DURANGO NOT KNOW SOME ZOO OR WHY ALL CHEESE NOT CALLED CHEESE, BUT DURANGO KNOW THAT YOU NEVER EVER EVER EVER HAVE CHANCE AT BEAT BEST MAN. IT JUST NOT HAPPEN. NOT EVEN IN DREAM. WHEN BRIAN HOLLYWOOD DREAM, HE STILL LOSE, AND THEN HIM NAKED IN SCHOOL AND NO REMEMBER TEST ANSWERS. EVEN IN OWN FANTASY, BRIAN HOLLYWOOD RECEIVING MEDAL FOR ALMOST BEATING SON OF GOD. 

YOU NEVER BE BETTER THAN ALMOST, BRIAN. 

BYE BRIAN. 

HOPE YOU NO DIE.