97RED DEAD REDEMPTION (Epilogue)
Hello I have RETURNED for MOAR amazing insight into this gamer’s mind. Are you ready Clay, because I don’t take kindly to being overlooked.
Bahahahaha, man am I funny or what? I already said enough. Apparently this is CD. I remember CDs, they were so vintage. Anyway, I’m gonna Level Up here.
First, I’d like to tell all other Players since my time in the DOOM Dungeon, I’ve unlocked a couple new moves. They’re submission moves, too.
You can now find them on my bio but I will tell you them here, as well.
DPS – Damage Per Second aka an Anaconda Vice worthy of making you RAGEQUIT ASAP. Only to be used during the bitterest of battles.
Elden Rings of Saturn – Scissored Arm Bar. Saturn is my favourite planet when I studied Astrology back in the 8-bit days and Elden Ring is clearly all the rave right now so why not combine the two? Genius time, Conor. Genius time.
I’m also gonna be incorporating Mana Recovery into my matches to make sure I am able to deploy these submissions with the perfect amount of stamina.
As for YOU Cecilworth Farthington, thank you for being such a fanboy of my campaign. Would you like to play as me? NOPE. Too bad. Can’t allow that.
Wonder what short BS quip you’ll come up with next. Did you know Clay thinks we might be aligned? LOL. Oh boy.
I particularly despise Mike Best but I particularly despise Cecilworth Farthington, who I kicked OUTTA the Final Stage.
Ceci, does it hurt to know I’ve totally replaced your role in High Octane as the funny one whom everyone needs to take seriously? Seriously though, does it?
Also does it hurt to be Mike Best’s simp, following him around left-right-and-center?
Can’t wait to hear your response. /sarcasm
Wait, I’ll do it for you.
The Office of Commissioner Cecilworth Farthington responded with an answer to Conor Fuse’s questions while holding a picture of his favourite vintage wrestler, Phil Atkins.
And the scene ended.
I am The Ultimate Gamer. Soon to become The Ultimate War Gamer. I’m your residential Power-Up King, Video Game Kid and, of course, Vintage Extreme.
Last Level Legend.
I hope War Games is back in Tokyo so I can visit Super Mario Land.
While I’m here let me just say a quick hello to Florida Man JJR. Always a fan. Also let everyone know the Doom Dungeon is legit shit. It’s where I go to get my fucking face plastered in so I can toughen up for the future.
In the meantime, Clay is still being a rotten egg.
Speaking of eggs this CD is longer than a typical Cancer Jiles promo. LOL.
Did I get it right? Does he Play here anyMOAR?
FYI, I prefer Clay Atkins.