The Entrance
``Back in Black`` by AC/DC
The lights dim as “Back in Black” by AC/DC begins to blare across the arena. A golden spotlight shines on the curtain as Jatt Starr emerges. The ramp lights up, spotlight after spotlight, and the Rembrandt of Wresting begins to smugly saunter down the ramp. He only acknowledges the more attractive ladies in the audience (ages twenty-eight to thirty-five because he is no creepy old man), kissing hands, signing breasts in permanent marker, and the occasional finger gun with a wink.
Jatt Starr walks up the rings steps sporting his black and red checkered suit. The Ruler of Jattlantis demands the referee open the ropes for him. The Jattlantic City Idol enters the ring and a lone 97Red spotlight shines in the middle of the ring. The Duke of Jattmandu takes a knee and outstretches his arms as if he is bathing in the red glow like Andy Dufresne during a rainstorm after escaping Shawshank. As the red light fades and the lights come back up, the Sultan of SeaJattle removes his checked suit jacket revealing an old school Best Alliance t-shirt which he removes and hands to the referee. The Thane of Starrkarth prepares for action as the music fades out.
The Rembrandt of Wrestling's
Moveset
Finisher: Falling Starr (Ace in the Hole)
Description: Unprettier
Signature: Jattaclysm
Description: Modified Texas Cloverleaf
- Starrlite Express – Spear
Jattisfaction – Sleeper Hold Drop
Jattlantian Suplex – German Suplex
ManJattan Drop – Inverted Atomic Drop
Art Starr-Knee – Kneesmash Face Buster
Starr’s Knee and Crotch – Knee to the Groin
Starrmageddon – Falling Inverted DDT
Starrabian Leg Sweep – Russian Leg SweepDDT
Springboard Dropkick
Enziguiri
Figure Four Leg Lock
Standing Leg Lock
Elbow Drop from the Top Rope
Dropkick from the Top Rope
Eye Poke
Low Blow
Kick to Groin

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION
About the Wrestler
Short Bio including Personality: He is Jatt Starr….
The Ruler of Jattlantis
The Sultan of SeaJattle
The Jattlantic City Idol
The Champion of Jattanooga
The Mayor of ManJattan
The Duke of Jattmandu
The Starrson City Icon
El Jattador de Starrcelona
The Sovereign of Starrgentina
The Marquis of MadagaStarr
The King of Grapple from the Big Apple
The Jatti Master
The Starrabian Knight
The Baron of Boca Jatton
The Grand Overlord of Jatturn
The Champion of Jattanooga
The Savior of Starrkham
The Jattvian Prince
The Jattinum Standard
The Thane of Starrkarth
The Hero of Jattlanta
The Lord of Starrpathia
The Earl of GlouStarr
The Sheriff of Jattingham
The Five Starr General of the Best Alliance
Lee’s Unofficially Official Favorite
Notable HOW Accomplishments:
War Games Winner
Hall of Famer
HOW Champion
ICON Champion
LSD Champion
Internet Champion
Interlantic/Inter-Translantic Champion
Tag Team Champion
Stable Champion
HOFC Champion
The ONLY Tournament of Champions Winner
The ONLY Person to Successfully Win a Championship at Lethal Lottery (against Aceldama)
Undefeated Against Darkwing (28-0)
First EVER Grand Slam Champion
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