``I am the COOL`` - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
The lights dim.
The arena quiets.
A chill moves through the air…
“I am the COOL” explodes over the speakers.
~I’m the one your mama warned you about
~When you see me, I will leave you no doubt
~I’m the coolest man that ever walked this earth
~I’ve been the coolest since the day of my birth
~I AM THE COOL.
Out from behind the curtain, after a second or two of suspense, The Crown Prince of COOL, Cancer Jiles emerges. Shades on, hair on point, he pauses at the top of ramp and basks in the glorious affection of his precious OctaBandits. After having his fill, Jiles confidently makes his way down to the ring and slides on in under the bottom rope.
Finisher: Terminal Cancer
Signature: COOLYMPIAN YOLK
Description: Poison Mist…yellow
- Low Blow
- Eye Gouge
- Toe or Finger Stomp
- Back Rake
- Fish Hook
- Knife edge chop
- Top Rope/Springboard Dropkick/Splash/Elbow/Moonsault
- Knee Clip
- Inverted Atomic Drop
- Throat Punch
- Anything illegal
- Sit Down Jaw Breaker
- Running Face Buster
- Spinning Boot Scrape
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