The lights fade out. Strobes hit the stage as “Collective Consciousness” builds up over the speakers. Evan Ward walks out onto stage and raises his hands, slowly turning around to let the booing crowd soak in his awesomeness. The HOV lights up with an effect laden video package of the most high impact and extreme moments from Evan‘s classic matches. As the lyrics hit he strides down the ramp.

The unenlightened masses
They cannot make the judgment call
Give up free will forever
Their voices won’t be heard at all

Bryan McVary: Making his way to the ring, hailing from Hay-on-Wye, Wales, weighing in at 215lbs… He is a HOW Hall Of Famer, the self proclaimed most awesome athlete to ever step into the ring, he is EVAN WAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRD!

Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your country control your mind

As Evan walks around the ring he welcomes the negative attention from the crowd and riles them up even further with his smug attitude. He hops up onto the apron and faces the crowd, throwing a fist in the air.

Live in ignorance
And purchase your happiness
When blood and sweat is the real cost
Thinking ceases, the truth is lost
Don’t you worry
You’ll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the lives they need
The righteous will succeed

Evan slingshots himself over the top rope with a twising flip, landing on his feet in time with the lyrics shouting “The righteous will succeed!” as he throws his arms up powerfully. He poses in the ring for a moment before taking to his corner while the music fades away.