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Halitosis Makes Final House Show Appearance Before RATR 9

Last night in Hot Springs, Arkansas, High Octane Wrestling’s World Champion ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis appeared at Missouri Valley Wrestling’s house show in what should be his final tune up before he puts his title on the line in an Infirmary Match against ICON Champion Cecilworth Farthington and Dan Ryan at Rumble at the Rock 9.

Halitosis teamed up with former HOW wrestler Rah and former HOW World Champion and two-time ICON Champion Ray McAvay in the main event.  HOTv camera were on hand to tape the show for MVW’s Wrestling Night in the Heartland and here’s what went down at the end.

(VIDEO: SIX MAN TAG SPECIAL ATTRACTION MATCH:)
-‘The Sunshine God’ Rah
-‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay
-HOW World Champion ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis
vs.
-MVW Heartland Champion ‘The New Age Cybertronic Criminally Insane Rogue Sentient Robot Wrestling Machine’ Ultratron-5.1
The Dark Overlords of Wrestling:
-‘Not just unbearable…not just intolerable…he is…’ Justin Sufferable
-‘The Raconteur of Road Rage’ Triple R

(courtesy of HOTv- Thunderbolt Smith and ‘Long Haul’ Rick Hall are the announcers)

…Halitosis sends Triple R for the ride – he leaps up and over and hooks the legs.

Thunderbolt Smith: SUNSET FLIP BY HALITOSIS!

Keels slides in.  Cover.

One…

Two…

TH-NO!  Triple R just gets the shoulder up. 

Thunderbolt Smith: And that was close.

Justin Sufferable rushes the ring.  Halitosis turns to him – breathes – and Sufferable wilts and his legs collapse.

Thunderbolt Smith: BREATH OF DEATH!

Rick Hall: Walked right into that one Thunderbolt!

Triple R up.  He charges Halitosis – he suddenly clutches his throat and stumbles backwards after taking a blast of his breath. 

Thunderbolt Smith: HE GOT TRIPLE R, TOO!

Triple R falls through the ropes to the floor. 

Ultratron-5.1 tries to sneak up from behind.  He grabs his throat and he gets a whiff of Halitosis’s breath.

Thunderbolt Smith: AND ULTRATRON-5.1!

Halitosis goes top rope.  He leaps off and flips at the last second before hitting Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: SENTON BOMB BY HALITOSIS!

Rick Hall: HE’S GOING RIGHT FOR THE DRAGON SLEEPER!

Halitosis quickly drapes his arm across Triple R – wraps around Triple R’s neck – he wrenches back and Triple R’s head is now vertical on the mat. Halitosis wriggles his body and bridges himself, which in turn bridges Triple R.

Thunderbolt Smith: HE’S GOT IT!

Triple R quickly taps out.

Thunderbolt Smith: TRIPLE R TAPS!  TRIPLE R TAPS AND THAT’S IT!

*DING-DING-DING*

Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring.

(End of video)

HOTv kept the cameras rolling after the match to provide exclusive footage to howrestling.com of Halitosis’s manager Coach E.J. Flack’s post-match remarks.

(VIDEO: Post-Match in the Ring)

Flack takes the microphone from ring announcer Kimber Marshall.  Behind him stand Ray McAvay and about thirty of his Les Miserables including West Texas Adult Entertainment Legends Dark and Stormy and Bert the Janitor.  Rah and his entourage (Happy Mango, Bob Nye-Foot Fetish Guy and the Bronzebeach Bikini Suntan Team) also stand with the Les Miserables along with McGill and her daughter and McGill’s husband Jackson Horne. 

Halitosis stands next to Flack with the #97 red HOW world title belt slung over his shoulder.

Crowd: HALI-TOE-SIS (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…HALI-TOE-SIS (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…

Halitosis gives the crowd a thumb’s up.  

E.J. Flack: Thank you.  Halitosis thanks you.  I can assure you he’s focused one hundred percent on the monumental challenge he faces next Saturday night at Rumble at the Rock Nine in Alcatraz.  

Halitosis nods in the affirmative. 

Crowd: HALI-TOE-SIS (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…HALI-TOE-SIS (clap clap clap-clap-clap)…

E.J. Flack: Thank you and good night.

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