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  • Lost 04 HOW Tapes

    Everything was piecing together. Except the numbers….. 04. I mean, what the hell does that mean? It’s on every clock face I see, on every car number plate.. and if it dare show up on the face of a child (probably via reflection of their glasses) then I’m gunna...
  • Zion Always A Day Late and A Dollar Short

    Location: Houston, Texas: Taste of Texas July 2, 2019, 8:30 PM POP! The sound of a cork being released from a wine bottle is heard amongst the chatter inside the steak house as we see the waiter pour a 2016 Pinot Noir called Goldeneye into the crystalline wine glass...
  • Don’t get squashed

    June 29, 2019 Armani’s; Grand Hyatt | Tampa Bay Hours after Refueled V “Seriously, though,” Eric asks. “How’d you get ‘em to stay open this late?” It’s not often that The Only Star is impressed, especially when it comes to his friends and their friends in various high-end careers....
  • A New Begining

    [Well, that went about as well as you could have thought. He went out and won, but not just that he showed that he still knows a true competitor and has respect for someone that he ran with for a long fucking time. Don’t get me wrong, he still...
  • MDK

    Shangri-La Bath & Sauna Tampa, Florida Tuesday July 2nd   It had been quite the weekend of events for our hero, Cecilworth M! Farthington. On Friday evening he stood in the BEER ARENA across the ring from a man he was all too familiar with and learned the perplexing...
  • The Shot Heard ‘Round the World

    Sunday, June 30. Around 36 hours after Refueled V. Dan Ryan is, well, not pacing around his house exactly. But, he’s aggressively getting some minor chores done. There was a crew here to take care of some minor repairs to the deck on the guest house out back. He...
  • More Fuel to the Fire

    I. June 14, 2019 Yuengling Center: Tampa, Florida Halitosis vs. Brian Hollywood Post-Match When MJ Flair made her surprise appearance at Refueled IV, scaling the turnbuckle to stare down the Best Alliance in stoic judgment, two thoughts immediately ran through Lindsay Troy’s mind: Please let her be in on...
  • Dota Underlords

    “Lord Kael! Lord Kael!”    The shrill and impatient voice of Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose cut through the air as the costumed Herald of Maximillian Kael came screaming into the office of the Lord of Kaelsalvania. Max was seated behind his desk with his blue eye fixed upon the...
  • Dan Ryan Is Old, Predictable and Based on Current Trends, Melting

    We find ourselves on the set of a talk show. Well… what I mean by that is we find ourselves at Dirk Dickwood’s office and he has put a BLUE YETI (™) microphone on his desk and began to play some exciting jazz music off his Samsung © Note...
  • Reborn Issue #32 Chapter 11 Is This The End pt 4

    Ya know I wanted to do this really cool thing about how I am so glad to be a part of HOW again but you know what part of me is wondering just what exactly is wrong with me and why have I not gotten myself a cat scan...
  • The Mystery Boiling to the Surface

    Cedar Sinai Medical Center Los Angeles, California Saturday, June 15, 2019   The scene opens up with one of the local doctor’s flashing a light into Hollywood’s eyes as he follows up on a possible concussion Hollywood suffered in his HOW World Championship match against Halitosis.  Hollywood sits there...
  • The Bubbles

    ”What a difference a week makes.” “Seven days ago, the most I had to look forward to was opening a show and trying to get back some’a the mojo I’d lost this year. It didn’t happen.” “Two days later, I’m trending to a scale I haven’t seen since I...
  • You’re Sure To Go Farthington

    I. Houston, Texas, circa 2012. Shortly after the announcement for Empire Pro Wrestling’s King of the Cage: Tag Team Edition, of which Daniel J. Ryan is the owner of…. which. “What the fuck is this?” Dan Ryan is sitting behind a large cherry-stained executive desk looking through a manila...
  • How Do You Like Your Sand? Bagged?

    I loved birthdays. I especially love MY birthdays. Celebrating the day of my birth with all of my friends. Eating cakes. Pies. Cupcakes. Candy. Cakes. Opening presents. Seeing all the adoration and love people have for me. I mean, honestly, I couldn’t name a better day. Some would say...
  • Boring

    Following my loss to Hollywood, most people probably assumed that I spent the past three to four weeks sulking. They’d have been, initially, right. I wasn’t seen or heard from. For all they knew I’d tucked tail and quit like I had done so many times in the past...
  • Rise Of The Urchins

    The HOW doctor said I should throw myself into something I enjoy. To, you know… find myself a hobby. I mean, I’m a fifty five year old grown man the only alternative I have is fucking sudoku. Tried golf; ended up becoming the second coming of Happy Gilmore. Expect...
  • Proving Myself…….I Guess

    Location: Houston, Texas: Los Palomos Mexican Restaurant June 22, 2019, 2:30 PM As the scene opens up to a cloudy day outside where the wind is blowing slightly and the drizzle of precipitation is rearing its ugly head we see someone who looks rather familiar. As we get a...
  • One Pinfall Away…

    Yuenglings Center June 13th “This is the moment that nobody wants.  There’s only one moment that only one man wants more than anyone in the world.  We are in the fourth quarter…the final stretch that will officially decide the HOW World Championship fate moving forward…and that man is me. ...
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