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  • The Stone of Sisyphus

    (HOW- Refueled Four- HOW World Title Match / June 14th, 2019) …Halitosis and Hollywood run at each other. The two men both go for spears, cracking their heads. Both men stagger and slump to the mat. Referee Matt Boettcher makes the count. 1 2 3! DING DING DING Brian...
  • Dota Underlords

    “Lord Kael! Lord Kael!”    The shrill and impatient voice of Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose cut through the air as the costumed Herald of Maximillian Kael came screaming into the office of the Lord of Kaelsalvania. Max was seated behind his desk with his blue eye fixed upon the...
  • Dan Ryan Is Old, Predictable and Based on Current Trends, Melting

    We find ourselves on the set of a talk show. Well… what I mean by that is we find ourselves at Dirk Dickwood’s office and he has put a BLUE YETI (™) microphone on his desk and began to play some exciting jazz music off his Samsung © Note...
  • Reborn Issue #32 Chapter 11 Is This The End pt 4

    Ya know I wanted to do this really cool thing about how I am so glad to be a part of HOW again but you know what part of me is wondering just what exactly is wrong with me and why have I not gotten myself a cat scan...
  • The Mystery Boiling to the Surface

    Cedar Sinai Medical Center Los Angeles, California Saturday, June 15, 2019   The scene opens up with one of the local doctor’s flashing a light into Hollywood’s eyes as he follows up on a possible concussion Hollywood suffered in his HOW World Championship match against Halitosis.  Hollywood sits there...
  • The Bubbles

    ”What a difference a week makes.” “Seven days ago, the most I had to look forward to was opening a show and trying to get back some’a the mojo I’d lost this year. It didn’t happen.” “Two days later, I’m trending to a scale I haven’t seen since I...
  • You’re Sure To Go Farthington

    I. Houston, Texas, circa 2012. Shortly after the announcement for Empire Pro Wrestling’s King of the Cage: Tag Team Edition, of which Daniel J. Ryan is the owner of…. which. “What the fuck is this?” Dan Ryan is sitting behind a large cherry-stained executive desk looking through a manila...
  • How Do You Like Your Sand? Bagged?

    I loved birthdays. I especially love MY birthdays. Celebrating the day of my birth with all of my friends. Eating cakes. Pies. Cupcakes. Candy. Cakes. Opening presents. Seeing all the adoration and love people have for me. I mean, honestly, I couldn’t name a better day. Some would say...
  • Boring

    Following my loss to Hollywood, most people probably assumed that I spent the past three to four weeks sulking. They’d have been, initially, right. I wasn’t seen or heard from. For all they knew I’d tucked tail and quit like I had done so many times in the past...
  • Kael Sera Sera

      “And so, whenever I am displeased you must strike the Despondence Gong thus alerting everyone within earshot of my unhappiness.”    Max’s voice rang out like a dull bell as he picked up a small mallet striking the center of a large brass gong with a sad face...
  • The Return of Jace Savage

    Jace working out in his at home private gym, complete with wrestling ring and everything else he needs to get back into competition shape for his return match to Four..C..W. Back and forth Jace runs the ropes from one side of the ring to the other. It is a...
  • Rise Of The Urchins

    The HOW doctor said I should throw myself into something I enjoy. To, you know… find myself a hobby. I mean, I’m a fifty five year old grown man the only alternative I have is fucking sudoku. Tried golf; ended up becoming the second coming of Happy Gilmore. Expect...
  • Proving Myself…….I Guess

    Location: Houston, Texas: Los Palomos Mexican Restaurant June 22, 2019, 2:30 PM As the scene opens up to a cloudy day outside where the wind is blowing slightly and the drizzle of precipitation is rearing its ugly head we see someone who looks rather familiar. As we get a...
  • Sorry, Not Sorry

    The following RP is being brought to you by: Reese’s Cup. “NOT SORRY!” Sunday Night June 16th Chattanooga, TN An ordinary, non-descript living room.   The camera panned around a used couch in the middle of the room that had seen some wear and tear over the years to a...
  • One Pinfall Away…

    Yuenglings Center June 13th “This is the moment that nobody wants.  There’s only one moment that only one man wants more than anyone in the world.  We are in the fourth quarter…the final stretch that will officially decide the HOW World Championship fate moving forward…and that man is me. ...
  • When Stars Align…

      I. April 6, 2019 Guard and Grace Steakhouse Denver, Colorado “I signed with High Octane Wrestling today.” Lindsay Troy is just about to put a piece of medium rare steak into her mouth when Dan Ryan, oh so casually, slips this little piece of news into their conversation....
  • The Horne Sounds

    Cup of coffee in one hand, Halitosis stood over a desktop computer perched on a Sauder mass produced computer table that he and his wife Laura Bergman put together in the study of his modest house.   The computer, a brand new HP Pavilion Desktop Intel Core i5 with: 12GB...
  • Killer Instincts

    Never in my life did I imagine becoming a huge fan of Yoga.  All the breathing, stretching, physical prowess invigorates me.  God damn I feel alive! The running, conditioning, intense physical workouts as professional wrestler now seem trivial.  Standing still like a tree, keeping balance in place; dear Jesus!...
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