• Mike Best: The Enemy!

    Enemies.   The difference between a rival and an enemy, is an enemy usually implies a threat. I’ve always felt threatened by you Michael. Everyone else was either a rival, or a mere opponent.   I, I’ve never really hated you. The only thing I’ve ever hated, is how...
  • Here we are

    [Well that went about as good as I expected. This old fucker is working off that ring rust. I know, you folks have heard this same shit for weeks with all the other dick beaters on the roster. I get it, but this is the monster that fuckers here...
  • Eat my shorts, dork.

    I’d like to start this thing off with a lesson. A history lesson. It’s about the mythical creature known as DEFIANCE. Can you feel my eyes rolling yet? You will. More than just a mythical creature, what DEFIANCE actually is in comparison to High Octane Wrestling at this point...
  • Mike Best: The Friendship

      Refueled I…   It was a night full of surprises but I doubt any man who stepped foot in that, infamous, squared circle came out feeling as surprised as I did. I spent the majority of the night waiting and waiting, twitching and squirming, battling the anxiety and...
  • Focus

    Saturday, April 13th. Purfleet, Essex. Specifically, Tenshi Gentlemen’s Club. No, I know you don’t care, but it’s important for this story, alright? Let’s get on with it… Joey Conrad and Silent Witness are in the men’s room. Silent Witness is washing his hands, while Joe is rapping along to...
  • Gypsies, Tramps & Conspiracies

    We pickup with another installment from the wild adventures of Jonny O’Dell and his best friend, Gavin. Gavin has brought his dog/lover in the shape of the famous stray greyhound – tied with a bit of rope around its neck – and we’re in a field in Manchester, England...
  • Fuck Lee Best

    From the desk of…   Dirk Dickwood   Senior Partner, Dirk Dickwood Presents.   Dear Lee Best,   Fuck you.   No seriously, I cannot stress this enough. GO FUCK YOURSELF.   I bet you thought your little ploy was real cute, wave a shiny trinket in front of...
  • Good Luck!

    Hey.   Darin.   Good. Job.   You pack a mean punch!   You really do!   I haven’t been this sore since Vampire Val pinned my shoulders to the mat. Here’s to hoping Mickey’s dementia, alcoholism, ageism, and whatever else may ail him– holds out for the rest...
  • How To Thrive in the Days of Skunk Repellent

    “So, what, you think I should quit after one loss? Go back to whoring full time. Put on my hooker boots and work a street corner cause it’s easier to make a living on my back? Fuck that. And fuck this, do I still smell like shit?” Hold it....
  • Courted

    This return has been a long time coming. The last time anyone saw Lindsay Troy on TV was in early 2017 when she lost the FIST of DEFIANCE to Curtis Penn and reaggravated a neck injury first brought on by a war with her brother-in-law, Dan Ryan. She also,...
  • Ignorance Blinds the Obvious

    April 8th is the return of it all….the return of High Octane Wrestling in all of its glory.  You’ve got some big names and Hall of Famers returning for the next era in all of HOW.  The refueled era will be a memorable one and it will be memorable...
  • Second Chances

    Never in my entire life did I appreciate anyone more than I did my new life coach, Mickey O’Meara. Not many 75 year old men have a zest for life like he has. Hell, many of them rot away on their couches when they no longer could move. But...
  • Maurako: Rebuild II

    Saturday, March 30th, 2019 Maurako Island   Kenny Logger paces around directing the workers as they haul boards, creating piles that will hopefully turn into housing units in the near future. It has been 24 hours since the first boat arrived on the island, but the citizens of Maurako...
  • Fuck John Specktor

    “You look like shit.”  Jason Chase shakes his head and extends his hand out for a handshake.  TLS grabs his hand and they go for a brohug. “I’ve known you all these years and I have probably seen you without face paint like twice.” “Feels different.” TLS pulls out...
  • Find My Frankie

    The street of New York City are a wonderful place.  Yes, they may be dirty. Yes, there may be more homeless people then is comfortable.  Yes, if you don’t pay attention you can get run over by a vehicle with no remorse. But you can also walk them and...
  • Bed time stories

    {We see the Parma heights home of Bobbinette Carey. The White colonial style home with  a black fence in front of it. We go further in and see the spiral stair case and the ones perfectly white house now had pink hand pints on the walls, that appeared to...
  • Road to recovery

    (Inside of a house you hear a tv going. The camera lights up a room that has him sitting on a couch. Taking a sip of water, he looks at the tv screen. Playing on his screen is “The Dirt”. He shakes his head and sighs. Placing the glass...
  • Marauders of the Mid-Card

    ********************* T The Casa de Halitosis Chattanooga, Tennessee March 18th ******************** Halitosis’s Voice (calling out from the bathroom): Laura! Honey!   Where’s my mask? In the living room, Laura Bergman aka the wife of the ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis, looks up and rolls her eyes. She...