Robert Dean

  • Waaaaaaa!

    Waaaaaaaaah!   Wait.   When a baby cries does it go Waaaaaa? Or Whaaaaaah? Or Boooo-hoooo? I mean, seriously, what does a baby sound like when it cries in text format?   Well, what ever it “sounds” like, that is the sound I’m currently making. A 308 lbs baby...
  • Plan B

    Bwahahahahaha!   Of course that’s me, laughing on the inside. On the outside I’m blown up, laid out on the floor staring up at the ceiling looking like a beached whale gasping for breath. But on the inside?   BWAHAHAHAHAhahahaha!   I do want to apologize to Crash for...
  • 2 6 0

    2  6 0   Two sixty.   Three simple numbers easily explained.   2 – the number of testicles I have.   6 – The number of times I’ve bailed on HOW.   0 – The number of times I’ve teamed with Crash.   See, simple. But when you...
  • The Race for Skinny

    As some of you may (or may not) know, Bobby Dean was scheduled for a little gastric bypass surgery earlier this week. It is unknown at this time whether or not the procedure was a success or not. That is, until today. As Mr. Dean made his way into...
  • Tijuana, Mexico

    Another match in the books.   Another lose.   Why am I not surprised?   As the match ends I make my way towards the back, the true Walk of Shame. Supportive fans reach out to clap me on the back, telling me I’ll get them next time. I...
  • Training

    In the locker room of the BRAZEN dojo two men are in various forms of undress. One is seated on a bench, bending over, as another – very large – man is standing but also bent over. “Bobby, I swear, if I have to tell you one more goddamn...
  • How Do You Like Your Sand? Bagged?

    I loved birthdays. I especially love MY birthdays. Celebrating the day of my birth with all of my friends. Eating cakes. Pies. Cupcakes. Candy. Cakes. Opening presents. Seeing all the adoration and love people have for me. I mean, honestly, I couldn’t name a better day. Some would say...
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