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Rhys Townsend

  • One Day, The Dildos Will Rise Up And Kill Us All

    I own a farm.   Well, maybe farm is a bit of an understatement. Farming complex might, technically, be more accurate. And if you’re sat there thinking “Rhys Townsend, a fucking FARMER?!”, then it’s hard to blame you. But I farm weed.   Which really shouldn’t be a surprise. ...
  • Musings Upon The Colour Of Rust

    How do you return?   I realise that it might seem a stupid question, but okay, take a step back for a minute, take a proper look at the situation – and do it without your giant fucking ego getting in the way, yeah? Be objective. Rational. Calm.  ...
  • Townsend Speaks

    Here at HOWrestling.com, as you know, we’re dedicated to bringing you the hottest scoops possible. So after his sensational return, we sent a reporter to South Wales to get some comment from the returning Rhys Townsend. As our reporter found out, Rhys Townsend is like most people from South...
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