Maximillian Kael

  • A Message From Max Kael

    It is I, Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose, Herald of the Robust and Riveting Maximillian Kael, Prime Minister of Maxopotamia, Lord of Kaelsalvania and High Octane Wrestling WORLD CHAMPION, First of his Name, Long May He Maim!    I am here to inform you all that your HOW World Champion...
  • One Final Message

    “…I hope you’re paying attention!”   The waifish voice of the Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose cut through the air as he stood outside of the Yuengling Arena, dressed as always in his Heraldry uniform. His floppy cap and feather dancing beautifully in the hot summer breeze while seagulls flew...
  • Dota Underlords

    “Lord Kael! Lord Kael!”    The shrill and impatient voice of Sub-Marquis Bentley Tennyson Farthington-Primrose cut through the air as the costumed Herald of Maximillian Kael came screaming into the office of the Lord of Kaelsalvania. Max was seated behind his desk with his blue eye fixed upon the...
  • Kael Sera Sera

      “And so, whenever I am displeased you must strike the Despondence Gong thus alerting everyone within earshot of my unhappiness.”    Max’s voice rang out like a dull bell as he picked up a small mallet striking the center of a large brass gong with a sad face...
  • For Scottywood

    The room is dark save for a small circle of light produced by a single light bulb hanging from the ceiling. The ground appears to be cement, a thick layer of dust and ash covers it. Tracks have been walked through the dust, repeatedly in the last few hours....
  • The Max Status Update

    Hey High Octane Wrestling,   It’s me, Max Kael! Or as I am known irl Nick. So I am writing this post up because over the next few months Max Kael is going to be shifting from Pro-HOW to an embittered, cruel and vindictive anti-HOW character. This isn’t precipitated...
  • We Are Better Than This

    Oh.   Hi, hello there! Glad you could join me here again. It’s been a month since we last talked, or close to there abouts, right? What was going on then? Was it Darin Zion trying to claw his way out of the primordial muck to attain that precious...
  • Predictable Reply

    Well there it is, you came out..swinging? You want to know a secret Darin?   I made a bet with my dear adopted brother Michael Best and my good friend Cecilworth Farthington that if I spoke in the framed reference of faith and religion I could bait you into...
  • High Octane Heresy

        Don’t call it redemption.   Don’t call it a comeback, a revival, a worthy return. Just call it what it is, Darin Zion won a few matches against people I’ve never heard of. It’s not incredible, it’s not inconceivable, it’s not far-fetched or any other adjectives I’ve...
  • Daddy Issues

    BEST KOREA 2016   It had been a difficult year for Max Kael all things considered. He had lost his job at HOW, he had made a half hearted attempted to claim a little lasting glory with 4CW before being arrested for the 2013 killing of his uncle, Wilhelm...
  • Coming Home

    ..Previously on High Octane Wrestling…   Cue the dramatic music, soaring violins, moving choral arrangements and silver horns blaring. The scenes flow like a river of time starting first with Max Kael debuting in HOW circa 2005 crushing several nameless talents. A flash to Max shaking hands with Lee...
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