Jonny O'Dell

  • Lost 04 HOW Tapes

    Everything was piecing together. Except the numbers….. 04. I mean, what the hell does that mean? It’s on every clock face I see, on every car number plate.. and if it dare show up on the face of a child (probably via reflection of their glasses) then I’m gunna...
  • Rise Of The Urchins

    The HOW doctor said I should throw myself into something I enjoy. To, you know… find myself a hobby. I mean, I’m a fifty five year old grown man the only alternative I have is fucking sudoku. Tried golf; ended up becoming the second coming of Happy Gilmore. Expect...
  • Prescribed Medication

    HOW have been making gigantic strides in their pursuit to get current and ex stars the respected treatment they so desperately need. Mid-April saw John Sektor successfully undergo rehabilitation on the HOW Wellness Program. Thus promoting HOW to act quickly in their latest attempts to get ‘The Wild Conspiracist’...
  • Must Stay Focused

    Go on, laugh. All a big joke to you. I’ve heard the whispers. Whispers I hear in between my ears every second of everyday. You’re all conspiring against me and I refuse to fall victim to it. Must stay focused. Mustn’t be a victim. Start Transmission Within an empty...
  • On A Window Ledge

    I’m not sure at what point I thought about ending it. There was a phase I went through in my teenage years but that was most definitely a cry for help. I wasn’t a goth or anything, but there are simply no other alternatives now.  On the Richter scale...
  • Naked Shane Reynolds

    This might as well be a continuation from the last piece. If you’re not aware then go and do your homework because you’re seriously missing out. Truly compelling, and more importantly.. creative piece of storytelling this side of The Octane. Though, I’d imagine it’s like Japanese torture for Jonny...
  • Missing Tramp

    We’d say it’s ‘breaking news’ and absolutely groundbreaking/must-know information but there’s nothing else being reported. So it’s either we document this or talk about an Alaskan bear that can apparently play the trumpet. Ok, so rumour has it is that ‘The Fabulous One’ Jonny O’Dell has been reported missing....
  • Gypsies, Tramps & Conspiracies

    We pickup with another installment from the wild adventures of Jonny O’Dell and his best friend, Gavin. Gavin has brought his dog/lover in the shape of the famous stray greyhound – tied with a bit of rope around its neck – and we’re in a field in Manchester, England...
  • “Yes” A Bear Does

    It’s the early hours in the morning – it’s light out, but the birds haven’t started annoying any cunt yet. And we’re here.. in a field, of course. Not the usual hangout we’re used to seeing Jonny O’Dell – but rather, at the heart of a wooded area. Of course.. his...
  • Slumdog Jobber

    “…Before you judge someone, walk a mile in his shoes…” Well.. fat chance of that! Because a tramp named Tony stole mine. Besides, if you found them you’d only end up in a crack house somewhere. Buuttttt maybe you can judge me purely off my foot scrapings and fungus allergies. It’s not all bad news,...
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