Joey Conrad

  • My Legacy

    “How do you want to be remembered in HOW?” It’s a question every one of us have been asked by journalists and fans over the years. But as we approach the next instalment of High Octane Wrestling, it’s a question I’ve been thinking about a lot. Joey Conrad, a...
  • Thirsty.

    The crack of the seal on plastic bottle top being broken echoed through the room. The gentle scraping sound of the bottle top being twisted off followed, before a thirsty Joey Conrad eagerly raised the bottle to his mouth. The liquid flooded his mouth, akin to a burst dam...
  • Fuck. Defiance.

    Tuesday, April 23rd, 2019. Los Angeles, CA. Silent Witness Studios. Yeah, Silent Witness has his own fucking studio these days. He’s come a long way since being on the streets, after Lee Best- you know what? That’s another story for another day. We’re not here for a walk down...
  • Focus

    Saturday, April 13th. Purfleet, Essex. Specifically, Tenshi Gentlemen’s Club. No, I know you don’t care, but it’s important for this story, alright? Let’s get on with it… Joey Conrad and Silent Witness are in the men’s room. Silent Witness is washing his hands, while Joe is rapping along to...
  • Gene Jeanie

    “Cecilworth Farthington is a rich idiot. Don’t listen to him” snapped Silent Witness. “He didn’t even mean those kind of jeans” he added; shaking his head in dismay. Or maybe he did mean those kind of jeans. Who fucking knows with Farthington. But whatever the case, Joey Conrad did...
  • Nut Righteous

    “Not only do Townsend’s Taco Truck meals taste good, they’re also nut righteous!” exclaimed Joey Conrad with a beaming smile, before taking a bite out of The Fucking Trent. I know what you’re thinking. Nut righteous? What the fuck is that? Don’t worry, you’re not the only one. “Nut...
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