Halitosis

Halitosis

  • Enter the Horne

    Saturday June 29th Parking Lot Outside the Yuengling Center Tampa, Florida After the Show The SUV careened around the corner, wheels squealing, headlights on high beams coming up to a black Lincoln Navigator in the wrestler’s parking lot of the Yuengling Center. A female voice let out an audible...
  • The Stone of Sisyphus

    (HOW- Refueled Four- HOW World Title Match / June 14th, 2019) …Halitosis and Hollywood run at each other. The two men both go for spears, cracking their heads. Both men stagger and slump to the mat. Referee Matt Boettcher makes the count. 1 2 3! DING DING DING Brian...
  • Sorry, Not Sorry

    The following RP is being brought to you by: Reese’s Cup. “NOT SORRY!” Sunday Night June 16th Chattanooga, TN An ordinary, non-descript living room.   The camera panned around a used couch in the middle of the room that had seen some wear and tear over the years to a...
  • HOW World Champion Halitosis Talks Winning the Title

    Newly crowned High Octane Wrestling World Champion Halitosis appeared earlier tonight at an independent house show at the Hale Arena in Kansas City, Missouri- his first public appearance since winning the title last night at Refueled Four. Halitosis received a hero’s welcome from the Kansas City wrestling fans as...
  • The Horne Sounds

    Cup of coffee in one hand, Halitosis stood over a desktop computer perched on a Sauder mass produced computer table that he and his wife Laura Bergman put together in the study of his modest house.   The computer, a brand new HP Pavilion Desktop Intel Core i5 with: 12GB...
  • The Last Time the HOW World Title Changed Hands.

    Refueled Four is just four days away and a new High Octane Wrestling World Champion will be crowned. Will it be two-time HOW Champion Brian Hollywood? Or can newcomer Halitosis finish his Cinderella run through the tournament by winning the title? Since Brian Hollywood is all but ‘defending’ the...
  • Standing Alone

    Backstage at the Charles Koch Arena Wichita, Kansas Inside a private dressing room near the gorilla position, a High Octane Wrestling camera crew trained their lens towards “The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene” Halitosis- face covered with a lucha mask and dressed in his usual black t-shirt with...
  • Following Upset Win Over Max Kael, Halitosis Returns to His Roots

    Just one night after pulling off arguably one of the biggest upsets ever in High Octane Wrestling history, ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis returned to his independent roots when he flew to Wichita, Kansas for a Missouri Valley Wrestling house show and brought a HOW camera...
  • Slaying the Dragon

    Halitosis, his wife Laura Bergman, Matt the Manager, Cue-Card Guy, and the Two Scriptwriters follow the red brick walkway known as Campus Drive an hour following the end of the MVWA 90 super show at the Joseph Gentile Arena in Chicago, Illinois. Halitosis went to the show to visit...
  • Cinderella Man

    Centerstate Bank Loge Yuengling Arena Monday May 6th, 2019 Four weeks to the day after Halitosis not only successfully made his High Octane Wrestling debut at Refueled but he then followed up with a second win later on in the evening, he found himself once again in one of...
  • Game Misconduct

    Berry Events Center Marquette, MI Saturday April 20th The Berry Events Center. Home of the Northern Michigan Wildcat hockey and basketball teams. Halitosis approaches the thirty-eight hundred capacity facility sporting the lucha mask that he always wears out in public. The entry way to the arena consists of a...
  • Two Star Talent

    Centerstate Bank Loge Yuengling Center Monday April 8th, 2019 While the first show of High Octane Wrestling’s return came to a spectacular and gloriously chaotic conclusion thanks to Eric Dane following Darin Zion’s win over the aforementioned Dane, Halitosis, his wife Laura Bergman, Matt the Manager, Cue-Card Guy, and...
  • Marauders of the Mid-Card

    ********************* T The Casa de Halitosis Chattanooga, Tennessee March 18th ******************** Halitosis’s Voice (calling out from the bathroom): Laura! Honey!   Where’s my mask? In the living room, Laura Bergman aka the wife of the ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’ Halitosis, looks up and rolls her eyes. She...
  • Stevens, Zion, and Halitosis Make Appearance at Indy Show

    Scott Stevens, Darin Zion, and Halitosis surprised thirty-three hundred people at a Missouri Valley Wrestling house show in Rochester, Minnesota earlier tonight when they wrestled in the main event. It all started when ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann and his Sports Entertainment Coalition (‘Redneck’ Bill Dickinson, ‘Dangerous’ Dan Williams, ‘Dastardly’...
  • Introducing…Halitosis

    ACT ONE   Fade from black. … Lights. … … A dull murmur that gradually becomes more audible. … … An arena. Roughly two-third’s full. The lower bowl and most of the floor are filled with people cheering. Blue chairs signify the majority empty seats in the upper levels....
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