Evan Ward

  • If you don’t like it then start a petition for the director’s cut.

    “Is was wrong. So very wrong…” My head felt like a little man was cranking up a car jack to wedge open my skull while his mate played football (could be American or British, might even be rugby field kicksl) with the back of my eyeballs, joined by a...
  • The ACME Powered Super Plan

    Teamwork. The ability to cooperate and perform your duty as part of a team without explicit instructions, complementing the abilities of others on your team without a second thought. There was a sore lack of teamwork from our opponents at Chaos, not real teamwork. Yes, they had plans which...
  • The bin-load of piss sticks all say yes

    In my career as a professional wrestler I had been stabbed, shot at, had bones broken, skin cut up, fallen from great heights with hard landings. As with most wrestlers, it has been a career stocked full of some of the most physically painful, not to mention mentally traumatising,...
  • A Brief History of Evan Ward

    Okay, so let’s start at the beginning. My name is Evan Ward and for the last 8 years I haven’t been the one and only Spiderman. But I have watched that film too many times and expect I’m like the billionth person to make that joke but who cares,...
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