Eric Dane

  • Don’t get squashed

    June 29, 2019 Armani’s; Grand Hyatt | Tampa Bay Hours after Refueled V “Seriously, though,” Eric asks. “How’d you get ‘em to stay open this late?” It’s not often that The Only Star is impressed, especially when it comes to his friends and their friends in various high-end careers....
  • Stuck in the Middle

      Houston, TX The home of Dan Ryan -Dan’s private gym “So just like that…” Exhale. “We walk through the door….” Exhale. “And we’re the Best Alliance?” Exhale. Clang. Dan Ryan racks the barbell that he’d just been bench-pressing as if it were a toy. Eric Dane had been...
  • Of heights and elevation.

    “Fucking Christ, kid.” Eric Dane is incredulous. “I mean, I get it, I do. You gotta get yourself good and hyped up for the beating I’m about to lay on you. Once this is all over, I’m gonna rechristen you Dead Horse Joey Conrad. It’s a double-entendre, you know,...
  • Eat my shorts, dork.

    I’d like to start this thing off with a lesson. A history lesson. It’s about the mythical creature known as DEFIANCE. Can you feel my eyes rolling yet? You will. More than just a mythical creature, what DEFIANCE actually is in comparison to High Octane Wrestling at this point...
  • Call me Robert.

    Jeeeesus titty-fuckin’ Christ. Somebody tell this goddamned idiot and his uppity bitch sister-aunt that maybe, just maybe, one or the other of them, or *GASP~!* God forbid both of them, might want to do some research and find out what kind of fucked up shit happens to people who...
  • Fuck DEFIANCE.

    Fuck HOW. Can we just get that out of our systems right the fuck now, please? Also, fuck DEFIANCE, fuck Eric Dane, and fuck Lee Best. Who else? Rapid fire: Fuck Mike, fuck Jeff, fuck the Shiek, fuck the entirety of Twitter and fuck everyone on it. Can a...
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