Doozer

  • A little scrambled?

    We have breaking news out of the Bandit’s camp.   Kinda.   Reporters, probably there to interview Halitosis – pretty sure they all had nose clips, at least – anyway, the overpaid flesh-stands for microphones apparently recorded some dialog from both Doozer and Cool Jiles, of the eGG Bandits,...
  • … of the Round Table

    The lights are on.   The door is locked.   That’s right. You can’t leave.   This promo is being recorded for quality assurance.   You need it.   It’s discussion time, boys and girls.   As such, we start with a massive round table. It’s wooden in makeup....
  • What rhymes with lose…

    It’s that time of month again…   Did you really have to start with an Aunt Flo quip? That’s gotta be as played out as hearing people take shots at The Dude’s namesake…   Unlike every other week – hosting the second Tuesday of the month, –   Oh,...
  • An Open Invitation

    The eGG bandits have apparently sent out a formal invite to their ICON Championship Battle Royal viewing party. As decreed by the GREEK GOD of COOL himself, any and all aligned with his holiness are welcome to join in protest of being told to participate in such a demeaning...
  • Child’s Play

    Ahhhh, I remember like it was yesterday.   Standing on the edge of the bank, a broken-billed Red Sox cap on my head, a Superman t-shirt on the ground next to me, hands anxiously gripping the fishing rod, leaning out over the water in anticipation…   “One’s gotta bite...
  • Eggs and Murderball

    We talkin’ balls now, huh?   This should be interesting.   Go home.   Didn’t see that coming.   Leave me to egg these chickens with one hand while cleaning up your scrambled mess with the other.   Pfft, I can hear you now-   ~~~   “Meals on...
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