Cecilworth Farthington

  • Fuck Lee Best

    From the desk of…   Dirk Dickwood   Senior Partner, Dirk Dickwood Presents.   Dear Lee Best,   Fuck you.   No seriously, I cannot stress this enough. GO FUCK YOURSELF.   I bet you thought your little ploy was real cute, wave a shiny trinket in front of...
  • Heroes and Heroin

    Hello again friends, Spring has truly sprung has it not? The cherry blossoms are in bloom, the weather is getting warmer and Cecilworth Farthington is talking on his mobular phone communication device.   Segues like that are how I won “Best Story Narrator” no years running in the special...
  • Can’t Get the Help These Days

    Oh hello there, I didn’t see you! Please come in to this cosy section of the website and get settled down as I tell you the most heartbreaking story in human history. You, the arrogant, know it all reader may say “you mean worse than child poverty and that...