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Predictable News Day

With the amount of fines levied and the posturing by champions and people of authority throughout the day, Scott Stevens has decided to break his silence and issue a statement to HOWrestling.com

Michael, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

Jace, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

John Sektor, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

Evan Ward, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

Darin Zion, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.

 

Now that the pissing contest is over and you’re done measuring each other’s “stroke” you’ve all looked like fucking jackasses in the process.

Michael, you can claim to be an attraction all you want, but let’s be honest, no one has been paying to see the “attraction” Michael Lee Best for the last five title reigns you’ve acquired because people pay to see people that actually want to be at their job, not the ones phoning it in every week. Enjoy your vacation while you have it.

Jace, congrats on the promotion, and your first day on the job was slightly better than Christopher America’s first day as HOW owner, but less impressive than when Scottywood was the General Manager. So how much should I fine you for doing such a shitty job?

Sektor, you don’t need to concern yourself with Michael or Jace because you are looking at the man who is going to defeat you and take your HOTv championship before I reclaim what is mine at March 2 Glory.

Ward, go eat some ears or fingers or whatever the fuck you do these days.

Zion, go play in traffic.

 

I don’t care what you call yourself, whether this post is a fineable offense, what championship you currently possess because I’ll be the one winning the entire fucking Lee Best Invitational and becoming the world champion once again at March 2 Glory.

Hugs and Kisses,

Scott Stevens

P.S.

You can all go fuck yourselves.