World Champion Reacts To His Own Mistake And An Annoying Text From His Dad
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World Champion Reacts To His Own Mistake And An Annoying Text From His Dad

BREAKING NEWS FROM MIKE BEST:

Apparently this is the fucking go-home show, and I didn’t realize it because the website monkeys always think “can we have 90 different info pages?” and never “Should we have 90 different info pages”, and I also didn’t realize my father would be so tremendously petty as to book a meaningless World Title match on a fucking GO HOME SHOW, so I’ll make the following amendment to my offer:

Just… just fucking putting Townsend, Sektor, and Reynolds into the match.

Make it a ladder match.

And I’ll join the Final Alliance.

And stuff your -400000 points up your own asshole, I don’t see a category for “accuracy”.