BREAKING NEWS FROM MIKE BEST:
Apparently this is the fucking go-home show, and I didn’t realize it because the website monkeys always think “can we have 90 different info pages?” and never “Should we have 90 different info pages”, and I also didn’t realize my father would be so tremendously petty as to book a meaningless World Title match on a fucking GO HOME SHOW, so I’ll make the following amendment to my offer:
Just… just fucking putting Townsend, Sektor, and Reynolds into the match.
Make it a ladder match.
And I’ll join the Final Alliance.
And stuff your -400000 points up your own asshole, I don’t see a category for “accuracy”.