While I Was Hiding Under Skirts or Something Like That in the UK…

…I’d like to belatedly congratulate Xander Azula for defeating Christopher America at Chaos 29 for the HOW World Title.

So, anyways apparently Christopher America said some words at Chaos 30 and then earlier today. My response?  For the number of words he said, he really didn’t say anything at all.

He can filibuster all the way to War Games but it won’t change the fact that Christopher America can’t beat Joe Bergman on an even playing field.

It won’t change the fact that Christopher America lost to Ivan Stanislav at the PWA-1 show when there was no Lee Best to restart the match.

It won’t change the fact that Xander Azula is the HOW World Champion right now.  I mean, Matt Boettcher counted it… right?  One… two… three.  Boettcher presented him with the belt… right?  In most wrestling companies, that means you have a new champion.

In sports entertainment… apparently, it does not.

So, congratulations again to Xander Azula… the real HOW World Champion.

And as for the not-so-real HOW Champion who was pinned by Xander Azula.  Since you’re so invested in my whereabouts, today I’ll be hiding in plain sight near The Racecourse Ground in Wrexham to pay tribute to a group of people who epitomize the term real champion, Wrexham AFC… champions of the National League.