JPD responds to the “fine.”

We received word here at HOWrestling.com in the early morning of this potentially manic Monday because apparently, we’re not not allowed to sleep… ever.

Sorry, as we were saying. We received a response from HOW Hall of Famer and current HOW LSD Champion Jace Parker Davidson concerning the fine that was issued by Scott Stevens for mentioning the name of a certain HOW Hall of Famer that is no longer on the roster. Below is Mr. Davidson’s statement.

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I swear… that’s the actual quote. I got dragged out of bed past midnight to come into the office and get his scoop and that’s what it is?! They don’t make coffee strong enough to keep me awake or quell my rage after that. Fortunately, Mr. Davidson also had this to say.

“Is that enough fines for you, Stevens? You know what I think about Scott Stevens and his bullshit fines? I took the one he issued to me, and I took the one he issued to Joe Hoffman. I held them both into the air and used them to blow my nose because that’s all they were good for honestly. So, no I will not be forking over 10k for Scott Stevens’ bullshit, and neither will Joe Hoffman. But since I am in a giving mood, what I will do is this. I am going to donate 20k towards the health and well-being of one Scott Stevens Jr. in the name of myself and Joe Hoffman. Since his biological father doesn’t care and his adopted father Steve Solex has decided to become a professional couch potato. Someone has to make sure the young man has a roof over his head and food on his plate. Call it child support from a man that next week is going to make Scott Stevens his own personal bitch. Poppa loves you, Junior.”

An interesting turn of events transpiring after Chaos 014 went off the air. We’ll see if Stevens will have a response to Mr. Davidson’s “kind” act towards his biological son. Either way these two are set to square off in the middle of the ring at Chaos 015 where the LSD Championship belt will be on the line.

Tune in to see what happens.