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HUGE MEGA INCREDIBLE HOW NEWS

Hey folks, CEO Mike Best here. While some wrestling promoters might tease you weekly with THE BIGGEST ANNOUNCEMENT EVER, only to have it go over like a wet fart in church, High Octane Wrestling never resorts to such cheap tactics for views or clicks. That’s why I’m proud to make the following announcement, prior to this week’s Dyna— I mean Refueled:

We have heard your demands. Effective immediately, HOW will offer vegetarian options at weekly show catering. All your favorite meats will still be present, but it’s time to show some love to our herbivore friends on the roster.

Thanks! Tune in next week for another MEGA HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT that is sure not to disappoint.

BOOM, CEO’D.