High Octane Wrestling has received the following celebrity Cameo from Joe Pesci on behalf of Noelle Rivers, High Octane Wrestling newcomer who is hot off her first victory at Refueled 95.
“What the fucking fuck is this world coming to, eh? The events at last night’s Refueled are an abomin-fucking-ation, if I’m being frank with all of yous. What is it when a real stand up guy like Darin Zion is fucked in the middle of the ring like that Ed Norton in the movie about the skinheads? You alls seen it clear as day, that filthy grapefruit fucking ref sped up the count to fuck over Darin Zion on account of the guys a fucking racist and didn’t want to see Zion win. What? They’re both white? Oh excuse me, are you arguing with the woman who paid me good fucking money to deliver this message? You know what shut the fuck up.
As I was saying. Ms. Rivers and myself are deeply fucking troubled by what we witnessed and urge those horse manure smelling motherfuckers in charge of this dump to do the right fucking thing and give the comic book nerd his rightful win before someone has to come down there and crack your fucking skills and piss in the cavity.”