A small bird (not made of clay) delivered the following message to the High Octane Website offices this morning:
“It’s a disgrace that the carny piece of shit Jimmy “Jam” Cornfield is currently in possession of OUR TV Championship.
Should that fucking masked nerd of his avoid slipping on his own jizz and knocking himself out during this week’s Refueled, I will be taking a personal interest in finding the most worthy challenger to the HOTV Championship on our roster. I will also be getting the title degreased because James Cornfield does unspeakable things at Wendys”