Commissioner Farthington Issues Warning To World Champion

A hooded figure zapped the following into the skull of one of interns early this morning. Or maybe he just had a weird dream. Regardless, he insisted that he had communicated with HOW Commissioner Lord Cecilworth Farthington, which reads as follows:

“First off, beating up large masked men in a dungeon is content for OnlyFans, not HOTV.

Secondly, keep saying my name, see if I don’t keep a closer eye on your World Title defence to ensure that the cheating ways that gained you the title at Iconic don’t repeat themselves.

I hope we have an understanding.”

We have yet to confirm if Cecilworth Farthington is even IN Chicago for this week’s show.