Commissioner Cecilworth Farthington On War Games News

Recently at High Octane Towers, we received a Zoom call from what we assume to be Lord Farthington, although we only saw up his nose, so it’s really difficult to say for sure. When asked to comment on his recent return to the High Octane Wrestling ring that was quickly reversed due to visa issues, Farthington made the following comment:

“Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest…”

This was followed shortly after by Commissioner Farthington yelling “GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS”.

The Zoom call then abruptly ended.