Commissioner Cecilworth Farthington Discusses Main Event

An intern rushed into the High Octane Wrestling offices, his eyes rolled back so only pure white could be seen. He kept yelling the same message over and over again in a raspy voice and we have to assume that it must be a direct message from the High Octane Wrestling Commissioner himself:

“I don’t recall being in Chicago at all tonight, it’s very concerning that the Lee Best family have now invested in cloning technology but it is understandable that their first project would be a legendary talent like myself. If I was in Chicago, I certainly wouldn’t be supporting the snivelling little rat shit Conor Fuse in his attempts to take big meaty dumps all over the World Championship”

Once we typed out the following statement, the intern collapsed to the floor and we assume that we broke the curses and didn’t just kill him. Our attempts to probe him with a stick have so far proven inconclusive.