OPEN INVITATION TO THE ELDER SCROLLS WATCH PARTY

WHAT: YOU’RE INVITED TO THE ELDER SCROLLS WATCH PARTY
WHERE: Minneapolis-St. Paul’s Dearness Living Community
WHEN: February 27, 2022 during Re-FUSED LXXXIX
WHY: Why not? Watch parties are fun, you likely just had one for the Super Bowl
HOW: High Octane Wrestling

Please join the Elder Scrolls – Twin Cities Unit (ES-TCU) for a Re-FUSED viewing party. Welcome to those of all ages (ticket cost $5, seniors and Steve Solex get in free). Fun to be had with a card holding the final three Maurako Cup group stage matches, Conor Fuse’s idol vs. Conor Fuse’s new BFF and an HOTv Championship contest between Jeffrey James Roberts and newcomer Stronk Godson.

Of particular interest is the Maurako Cup Group 4 match between Harrison & Kostoff vs. Missouri Valley Wrestling. If Harrison and Kostoff win, they will equal 5 points alongside Noble Gaming and Devil’s Advocates at the top of the group.

The Elders will be cheering for Missouri Valley Wrestling because of their dislike for Steve Harrison. Chris Kostoff, however, is okay. The Elders enjoy BO and A.W.E.S.O.M.E.-O and their dysfunctional trials and tribulations.

“We hope they get on the same page,” the head of the ES-TCU, William, said yesterday. “No one enjoys Steve Harrison. Thumbs down.”

Conor Fuse and David Noble are rumoured to make a guest appearance.

Should be a good night. Light refreshments provided. B.Y.O.C(ontroller) for the Mario Kart after party. ES-Radio may also follow post-event.