THE OFFICE OF THE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
Mission Valley State Building
San Diego, California
Since everyone is issuing official statements today, the office of Rah- the Sunshine God and Champion of the World can confirm the following:
Rah is on a boat.
Thank you,
Barbie-Q
Duly Appointed Person With Permission to Make Such Announcements on Behalf of Rah- The Sunshine God and Champion of the World.