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ASSOCIATED PRESS — BEST ARENA

People gathered outside the Best Arena this morning, sending a clear and concise statement to High Octane management. That message: They are sick of Sutler’s recent behaviours.

“His antics are exhausting,” one elderly woman mentioned.

“Fans are fed up. HR has not fixed HOW’s toxic environment like we were promised!” Shouted another woman who said she was an intern in the memoirs department.

The protest was in response to the lack of overall dedication to the PEOPLE.

“HR is mean. Human Resources is supposed to be there for all of you but it’s clear they’re self-serving.” The person didn’t remember their name when asked.

The leader of this anti-HR movement is unknown but rumours are swirling the #Rally leader is going to be implementing a PASS system.

People Against Sutler’s Shenanigans – PASS.

“Everyone should get The PASS. It’s the quick, easy, painless way to ignore Sutler Reynolds-Kael forever. Seriously. He’s done at Bottomline.” Said the group leader using specialized Weapon Get technology (voice modulator) so he couldn’t be recognized.

PASSes will be offered to the first 10,000 entrants into the Best Arena for Bottomline.

How the PASS system works is yet to be confirmed. PASS cards may come with additional bonus earplugs to block out HR noise.

“It’s the easiest way to muffle the bullshit,” said the PASS developer.

More on this intriguing story as it develops.