Memoirs from
THE ELDER SCROLLS
Tina, 79
Dearness Living Community
Intern
After the recent promo from SRK on Refueled, the Elders demand Sutler Reynolds-Kael change to a simpler name because three names are too much to remember! Abbreviations are not fun, either. It’s too easily typoed. SRK becomes SKR so fast. Sutler could be Sulter. Kael, Keal.
As a result, the High Octane World Champion should now be referred to only as Reynolds!
The Elders would like to say they enjoyed Reynolds’ segment, however. We hope the crowd response for Conor Fuse (who will now be rebranded as Fuse) shows how amazingly talented the gaming challenger is and how he’s captivated the hearts of the High Octane Multiverse!
Fuse vs. Reynolds©
Bottomline!
But not because Lee Best said so. He doesn’t like you, Reynolds. Lee wants the championship off your waist! Fuse has all the momentum! Fuse will win! Lets get behind the new mega star! THE LEGEND OF FUSE!!!!
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
THIS IS AWESOME
While Reynolds hears voices in his head, Heh is not an appropriate form of counselling nor is this laughter understandable!
Fuse 4 Champion! Like Simon Belmont slaying incarnation after incarnation of Dracula, The Kael Family Legacy Killer is here!
His name is Conor FUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSEEEE!
And my name is Tina. If you enjoyed my work don’t worry, I’ll be back after my intern tag is removed.
-Tina