Memoirs from
THE ELDER SCROLLS
Margo, 91
Dearness Living Community
Intern
Dear Sutler Reynolds-Kael,
Go fuck yourself. When I was your age we treated everyone with respect. We didn’t bite people’s faces, or think we were smarter than our seniors. And we certainly didn’t use the internet for stupid news troll postings.
There was no internet.
Go back to masturbating.
And don’t touch a hair on Conor’s head or I’ll rip your fucking nutsack off. Try me, slut.
Eat shit and die,
-Margo