Memoirs from
THE ELDER SCROLLS
Richard, 95
Dearness Living Community
Intern
Conor Fuse held a press conference at Country Kitchen Buffet this morning for all the Elders. Here are the highlights!
On the upcoming tag team match tomorrow in Milwaukee:
“I feel like something bad is gonna happen. I was in my DeLorean last night and it doesn’t look good.”
On comments about John Sektor being old and if he regrets them:
“No, I had fun putting my own take on things. Next time, however, we can talk about all the different suplex variations.”
On John Sektor saying Eric Dane called him “the video game guy”:
“Who said what now?”
On making fun of Chloe Sektor-Starr:
“Arrogant little dumbass.”
On Cecilworth Farthington vs. Cancer Jiles:
“I just hope both men have fun!”
On what video games he’s been playing recently:
“Lots of Legend of Zelda to get ready for Bottomline.”
On his current relationship with Marin:
“Classified.”
On joining the ring crew’s fantasy football league:
“Andy Dalton, big year, mark my words.”
Conor signed autographs for the Elders afterwards, many of them meeting him for the first time.
“I hope our tag team match goes swimmingly. Let’s give the fans in Milwaukee a great show!”
More on this story as it develops.