THE OFFICE OF HIGH OCTANE HUMAN RESOURCES
Storage Room B Human Resources Suite 97
June 4th, 2021
Human Resources has finally returned after an extended Memorial Day absence and boy a lot sure has been piled up on our desk!
First and foremost HR would like for formally announce that our President, Sutler Reynolds-Kael, current High Octane Wrestling World Champion and 2021 War Games Winner, is formally turning down the offer by his grandfather, Lee Best, to join the Best Alliance. This is not done with malice or disregard for Mr. Lee’s feelings, he simply wishes to spend more time with his Kael Family. A representative for the Kael Family, Mina Starr-Kael, will be on hand to happily discuss this with Lee Best next show.
In much more exciting news Human Resources welcomes OCW Legend, whatever that means, and all around great Scott, GREAT SCOTT! Welcome to the land of High Octane Wrestling, GREAT SCOTT, unfortunately benefits do not kick in for 90 days and your first paycheck will take two weeks to clear!
“With the arrival of GREAT SCOTT I think it’s safe to say my days are numbered.” – Sutler Reynolds-Kael, HOW World Champion, 2021 War Games Winner, Breaker of Teddy’s Undefeated Streak, Son of Scions and President of Human Resources. Also the Worlds Greatest Gamer.
…………why is there a moldy 60 story moldy cardboard box sitting in the Best Arena parking lot?